| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| [Opening time-skip. Comic Book Store.] | |
| Batgirl | [gasps] I don't believe it! |
| Harley Quinn | It's... It's... |
| Batgirl and Harley Quinn | THE LIMITED EDITION "CLOWNS VS. BATS" NUMBER 187! [starts to grab the book and stops] |
| Batgirl | Oh, I didn't know you collected this title. |
| Harley Quinn | And I didn't know you collected this title. |
| Batgirl | Wow, and would you look at that. It's the last copy. |
| Harley Quinn | Only one left in the whole city. |
| [Silence.] | |
| Batgirl | Yep. |
| Harley Quinn | Yep. |
| [Silence.] | |
| Batgirl and Harley Quinn | [to each other] YOU SHOULD TAKE IT! |
| Batgirl | What? No, I couldn't! |
| Harley Quinn | Well, I couldn't either. You should be the one who has it. |
| Batgirl | But I wouldn't even enjoy it knowing how bad you want it. |
| Harley Quinn | And I wouldn't enjoy it knowing how bad you want it. |
| Batgirl | You're such a good friend, Harls, but I insist! |
| Harley Quinn | Nope, it ain't happening. It's all yours, Batsby! |
| Batgirl | You take it! |
| Harley Quinn | YOU take it! |
| Batgirl | No you take it! |
| Harley Quinn | NO YOU TAKE IT!! |
| Man | Are you girls done not buying things? I gotta close up. |
| Batgirl | You know what, leany-beany? If you can't have it, I don't want it. |
| Harley Quinn | You're right, badly-boo, I mean, who wants a dumb comic about clowns anyway? |
| [Time-skip. Nighttime.] | |
| [Harley Quinn giggles as she kicks the door open so Batgirl gasps and has a comic book.] | |
| Harley Quinn | AAH! HANDS OFF THE GOODS, BRAT-GIRL! |
| Batgirl | Whoa-whoa-whoa! |
| [Batgirl slowly puts the comic in the bag.] | |
| Harley Quinn | Good thinking. |
| [Batgirl and Harley Quinn fight.] | |
| Harley Quinn | BOO! |
| [Harley Quinn stops as Batgirl hits her on a head with Harley Quinn's hammer. Batgirl and Harley Quinn fight again.] | |
| Batgirl | [gasps] Oops! |
| Harley Quinn | Huh..? |
| Batgirl and Harley Quinn | NOOOOOOOOO! |
| [Batgirl and Harley Quinn still fight. The bomb starts the explosion.] | |
| Batgirl and Harley Quinn | [gasp] THE COMIC! |
| [Explosion sounds.] | |
| Batgirl | Got it! [gasp] At least... the comic... is in... one... piece. |
| Harley Quinn | [laughing manically] Clowns Vs. Bats! I just got it!! Huh? [Batgirl punches her] |
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