DC Super Hero Boys/Transcript

Part 1[]

[theme song playing]

[Opening shot: a shot of the sky. Tilt down to frame Green Lantern on a rooftop. She creates binoculars from her power ring and looks through them. Through said binoculars’ POV, Green Lantern sees the Daily Planet sphere and looks down to see what looks like a graffiti on the glass wall between two revolving doors. Our heroines are currently out on patrol, observing what seems like strange vandalism.]

Green Lantern: Just like the others. (onscreen in a full shot) We've got a tagging crew (the rest of the Superhero Girls pop up with her, angry scowls on their faces) on our hands.

[Push-in for a three-person view of Green Lantern, Zatanna and Bumblebee. The latter groans in anger.]

Bumblebee: That's six so far. They're spread all across the whole city! (slams both her fists on the last word.)

Zatanna: And now they've defaced Metropolis' most iconic landmark.

[Two-shot of Wonder Woman and Supergirl.]

Wonder Woman: Vile fiends. We Amazons recognize when a rival clan intends to invade.

Supergirl: Yeah! Creeping in on our turf?!

[Two-shot of Batgirl and Green Lantern.]

Batgirl: Not on our watch. (she grabs Jessica's construct binoculars and looks through them, pulling Jessica since the strap is still around her neck) Unless my bat-sleuthing skills deceive me, (lets go of them, causing them to hit Jessica to the floor; then she takes out her laptop) these tags seem to be appearing at specific time in specific places.

[Close-up of Batgirl's hands pressing buttons on her laptop's keyboard. Pull back for an over-the-shoulder view from Batgirl.]

Batgirl: If I can just triangulate these coordinates, (close-up of her) we'd be able to predict where the crew is gonna strike.

Bumblebee: (showing her phone into frame) Metropolis Shipyards.

[Pull back to bring a smiling Bumblebee into frame.]

Batgirl: (her left hand to her chin) Touche, Bumblebee. (The latter starts to go through her phone) Touche.

[Close-up frontal view of Bumblebee.]

Bumblebee: Which is in... (screams upon finding out the location and gulps in fear.)

[Snap zoom out to an extreme long shot with the background changing to them in some creepy and filthy alleyway.]

Supergirl: Sinister Slum.

[Cut to a view from inside a rundown building through a window. The camera slightly pans right to track the heroines outside, walking by as they look around the alley.]

Green Lantern: It's seedy.

Zatanna: (as a swarm of bugs disperse and scatter away in all directions from the window) It's filthy.

Bumblebee: It's scary. (screams as a rat runs by and she runs off from view.)

[The camera stops panning the moment Batgirl stops at a broken window pane to place her arms on the window sill and gazes into the building's interior with a smile.]

Batgirl: (wistfully while wiping a tear from her eye with her left index finger) It's just like back home…

[Cut to Bumblebee looking into her phone. Batgirl walks into frame and grunts as she bumps into Bumblebee.]

Bumblebee: We're here.

[Cut to the top of the roof of a building where birds squawk and they perch on the roof of a building. Bumblebee continues on the next line as the camera pulls back to reveal the building is a warehouse.]

Bumblebee: And if my calculations are correct, (cut to a 6-person shot of the heroes) the new tag should show up any second. (close-up of her) Right in... (she and the others enter the warehouse in battle ready poses) here!

[Pull back to a wide shot of the warehouse interior. No one seems to be in here.]

Batgirl: Uh... anybody see a light switch?

[Suddenly, a strange figure rushes past them.]

Bumblebee: (gasps) What was that?

[The shadowy figure speeds past them again and the girls gasps. Cut to a full wide shot of the room, behind the heroines; they see five mysterious, shadowy figures are in here and they stand up, one of them on the top platform and the rest on the floor. The Superhero Girls are ready to throw down, but Bumblebee looks afraid.]

Supergirl: (mockingly) Ooh, I'm so scared. (to her teammates) Seriously, you guys, these punks are no match for…

[One of them suddenly zooms in and punches Supergirl across the face, sending her across the room and crashing into boxes. The Superhero Girls gasp in shock and horror.]

Supergirl: (walking back into view towards the group, holding her left hand to her head from the pain) I'm okay, I'm okay…

Wonder Woman: Prepare yourselves, sisters, for these are no petty criminals. To battle!

[They all scream as they charge at the shadowy figures. Wonder Woman tries swinging at one of the figures, but he is too quick for her as he zips out of the way. She draws her sword and the camera pans right to follow her and stops on Green Lantern, who bounces off the attacks from two of them from both sides using a construct trampoline.]

[Cut to Bumblebee backing up slowly with a fearful whimper as she holds onto her right arm blaster trying to fight off the figures until she bumps into a big one. She screams as she turns around behind her and faces him. In a rear view of Bumblebee, the figure appears to be bird-like, as he towers over her with a growl, his white eyes opening, causing her to be afraid.]

Bumblebee: Eek!

[She shrinks to bug size and buzzes off from frame. Cut to the ceiling, where Bumblebee across the frame.]

Bumblebee: Eek!

[The archer-like figure comes into view. So does Batgirl, who lets out a battle yell and tries to land a flying kick on him, but he dodges and shoots an arrow at her. It pins her to the wall by her cowl's left ear.]

Batgirl: Ooh.

[Cut to Zatanna; she backs up, crying out while blasting her magic at the strange bird-like figure, but it hardly does any damage as the figure swings and deflects the blasts with its mace with spikes that appear to be glowing.]

[Then cut to Green Lantern who is briefly seen using a construct shield to block one of Zatanna's deflected magic blasts. The shield disappears and she forms a construct rope, twirls it into a lasso and throws it at the figures, which ensnares them in the rope, ending the fight. The Superhero Girls walk over to her.]

Wonder Woman: Ah, the lasso. (cut to the figures; o.c.) A wise choice.

[The figures glare as one of the figures creates a green hatchet, causing the girls to gasp. The hatchet goes down and cuts the rope.]

Batgirl: (scratches her temple) That was weird.

Supergirl: Wait a second...

[Supergirl opens the backdoor to light up the warehouse, then turns around and gasps at what she sees. Pull back to frame her teammates, who also gasps at what they see. The camera whip pans over to the figures, who are all revealed to be five other superheroes.]

Green Lantern (Jessica): Green Lantern?!

Green Lantern (Hal): Green Lantern?

Green Lantern (Jessica): (as she walks up to him into frame in a side view) What are you doing here?

Bumblebee: (zooms into frame between them) And why do you have the same name as her?

Green Lantern (Hal): Uh... it's like, super complicated.

Zatanna: (o.s.) Hold on. (Then onscreen in a five-person shot view) You know these ruffians? (wide shot of two groups.)

Green Lantern (Jessica): I know that ruffian (pointing at Green Lantern (Hal)). But I had no idea he belonged to a vicious gang of vandals.

Green Lantern (Hal): Ha! We're not a vicious gang of vandals. We're a vicious gang... of heroes!

[On the last two words, he emits a green light from his power ring upwards and the light shines across the screen. The scene changes to an introduction sequence, starting with a green background with Green Lantern (Hal). He creates a basketball and twirls it on his finger as the camera pulls back to frame him.]

Green Lantern (Hal): Green Lantern.

[A basketball hoop appears the moment he shoots the ball behind his back and the ball goes through the hoop.]

Man: Yeah.

[Next, in a red background, the red-suited superhero zips across the screen with great speed before stopping into view.]

The Flash: The Flash.

[Next, ,in a green background a 3rd hero aims his bow and shoots arrows in the air, which explodes in fireworks. He takes a bow under a spotlight shining down on him.]

Green Arrow: Green Arrow.

[Next, in an orange background, a fourth hero flies into frame.]

Hawkman: [squawks] Hawkman.

[With another squawk, he smashes the ground with his mace, causing dust to briefly fill the screen before clearing, transitioning to the four heroes assembled and posing, with the exception of two.]

Green Lantern (Hal): Super Hero Girls, (the Flash zips into frame to join them) meet the-

Aqualad: (as the camera pulls back with him sliding into view in front of them, interrupting Green Lantern (Hal)) And Aqualad.

[He takes out a water bottle and moves water around in the air.]

Flash: Oh, um, hey, Aqualad. Maybe a couple beats faster next time, okay?

Green Lantern: This is why rehearsal matters.

[Aqualad frowns and the water lands on top of his head. Medium close-up of Green Lantern (Hal).]

Green Lantern (Hal): Super Hero Girls, meet Da Invincabros.

[Airhorns blare in the background.]

All: Yo bros!

[Cut to the frame Green Lantern's right arm (Hal) being flexed, as the Superhero Girls stare in silence.]

Supergirl: So... you're the Super Hero Boys.

[Wide side view of the two-shot groups.]

Green Lantern (Hal): No, Da Invincabros.

[Airhorns blare in the background.]

All: Yo bros!

Green Lantern (Hal): And we just caught you taggers red-handed.

Wonder Woman: (crossing over to him, her index finger pointed at him) Deceiver. It was we who subdued you!

Green Lantern (Hal): Us? We're not the taggers, we're investigating the taggers. (scoffs; to Green Lantern (Jessica)) Sheesh, what's up with your friend, Jessica?

[Pull back to frame the aforementioned Green Lantern in an over-the-shoulder view from her.]

Green Lantern (Jessica): (shocked) Ah! (cut to her; through gritted teeth) Ix-nay on the ame-nay, Al-hay...

Aqualad: (zooms over to her as the camera pulls back slightly) Wait a minute... Jessica... Cruz? From school?

Green Lantern (Jessica): Well, it was a real nice secret identity while it lasted. Thanks a lot... Hal!

[Batgirl leans into view letting out a big gasp with the camera panning right to frame her.]

Batgirl: Hal Jordan? (o.s. as the scene cuts to him smiling) The dumb jock?

Green Lantern (Hal): (snaps finger) That's me.

[Two-shot of Zatanna and Green Arrow. The former gasps and the latter's arms folded.]

Zatanna: (points at Hal) It is you.

Green Arrow: Oh, don't be so bland and overly dramatic. (gasps as he realizes something while the camera zooms in on him) Wait. Bland and overly dramatic? (points at Zatanna o.c.) Zee Zatara! My onstage nemesis.

Zatanna: And you are?

[Back to Green Arrow, a spotlight shining down on him.]

Green Arrow: (removes his mask) Behold! It is I.

[Side view of the two; Zatanna blinks in confusion, unable to recognize Green Arrow.]

Zatanna: Uh... yeah, I don't, uh, should I know?

Green Arrow: Oliver.

Zatanna: (inhale deeply, still unable to remember) Sorry, I just... I meet so many people…

Green Arrow: O-Oliver Queen? I was Tristan to your Isolde? (O.S. as the scene cuts to Zatanna) Seriously, how can you not remember me?

Zatanna: (points at Batgirl) What? Batgirl is Barbara Gordon?

Batgirl: (ticked that Zatanna revealed her identity) Hey...!

Flash: (zips over to her) Barbara Gordon? No way. You mean, uh... Candy-Cake Triple Ripple Tower with rainbow sprinkles Barbara Gordon?

Batgirl: Barry Allen, from--

Both: (excitedly) Sweet Justice!

Flash: Yeah, it's totally me.

[Cut to an anxious Bumblebee with her back against the door, clutching her left arm. As indistinct chatter goes on, Bumblebee feels the pressure of revealing getting to her while the camera pushes into a close-up of her. Then, in an extreme close-up, she clenches her eyes shut and gives in as the camera pulls back to bring all the heroes into frame.]

Bumblebee: I'm Karen Beecher!

[Everyone goes silent for a moment to look at Bumblebee after hearing this.]

Green Lantern (Hal): (confused) Uh, who's Karen Beecher?

Bumblebee: Um, me? Bumblebee?

Green Arrow: Who's Bumblebee?

[Close-up of Bumblebee: she groans anxiously while Supergirl comes in front of her with the camera zooming out for a medium shot of her.]

Supergirl: Ugh! This is taking too long.

[She uses X-ray Vision and scans Hawkman, whom the scene cuts to.]

Supergirl: The birdie is Carter Hall, emo guy, spends all his time in shop.

[Hawkman grumbles. Whip pan to Aqualad, whom Supergirl uses her X-ray vision on.]

Supergirl: Water kid is the water boy for the football team, Garth what's-his-name.

Aqualad: [gasps] How could you tell?

Supergirl: Your mom writes your name on the inside of your clothes.

Aqualad: Aw, Mom!

[Medium Shot of Supergirl.]

Supergirl: I'm Kara Danvers, (pan left to frame…) Wonder Woman is Diana Prince.

All: Oh, yes, makes sense.

Flash: Yeah, that makes sense.

[Two-shot of the Green Lanterns.]

Green Lantern (Jessica): So wait. If you guys aren't the taggers...

Green Lantern (Hal): And you girls aren't, then--

Wonder Woman: Whoever it is has taken us for fools. (pan right to show another graffiti tag behind her on her left side) Behold.

[The Flash zips over to the tag.]

Flash: Whoa!

Green Arrow: Oh, (two-shot of him and Zatanna) irony. You cunning mistress.

Zatanna: Oh, yeah. Now I remember you.:

[Cut to Wonder Woman.]

Wonder Woman: Enough! (turns to…) Bumblebee, can the Oracle inside your phone device predict where the next mark will appear?

Bumblebee: (leans into frame) Uh-huh. (hands her her phone) Right here!

[Bumblebee zooms out of frame while Wonder Woman looks into it Before turning to all the heroes.]

Wonder Woman: Comrades... (pull back to frame everyone) We must set aside our differences and find the real villains. Together we could be an unstoppable army of heroes, (MCU of her in a red shining background) but only under the right command. From birth I have trained in the Amazonian art of war, (cut to behind her) where my courage was forged in the flames of battle. (medium shot of her with a yellow shining background around her) Allow me to lead us, and we will surely triumph!

[The yellow background reverts to normal.]

Green Lantern (Hal): Uh, look, (pull back to frame him) you got a great outfit, but no thanks.

Wonder Woman: Very well. Then we shall not share the location. So there.

Green Lantern (Hal): Yeah, no offense, we already kind of have a leader... And he's done all sorts of cool war junk, too. So...

Supergirl: (flies into frame laughing sarcastically) Really? Was his courage forged in the flames of battle?

Green Lantern (Hal): Well, uh, actually he goes to a military academy, so that's basically the same thing.

[Cut to a frontal view of Batgirl with her left index finger to her chin, pondering.]

Batgirl:' Military academy?

Voice: Hello?

[Batgirl gasps with wide shocked eyes, recognizing that voice from somewhere. She moves out her left side to find that the owner of the voice is none other than Steve Trevor, the first boy whom Wonder Woman had met when arriving in Metropolis and grew a crush on that causes her to go on a lovesick, and was last seen in “Crushing It”. Wonder Woman gets in a lovesick state at the sight of Steve.]

Steve: Sorry, I'm late. I tried taking the rapid bus, but I guess it can only go as fast as traffic, right? [laughs] Oh, well, live and learn, live and learn. Oh, hi, Diana. What you got there?

[Wonder Woman laughs nervously and hands Steve Bumblebee's mobile phone, which he then looks into as she trips and falls to the floor from taking a step backwards with the camera slightly panning left to him.]

Steve: The LexBucks by Centennial Park?

Aqualad: (o.c.) Yes! (zooms into frame next to Steve) Steve Trevor does it again.

[In the last three words, The rest of the Invinci-Bros join up with Steve and Aqualad.]

Green Lantern (Hal): Well, looks like we'll be the ones solving this case, ladies. (tosses the phone back to Bumblebee.)

[Cut to the Superhero Girls. Bumblebee's mobile phone lands on her hands, but she fumbles with it for a moment until she is able to steadily grasp it.]

Supergirl: Oh, yeah? (Diana pops up in between her and Jessica) Not if we get there first.

Carter[growls]

Kara: [snarling]

[all growling]

Diana: [giggles nervously]

Kara: Hey!

Barry: [chuckles]

Babs: They seem nice.

Kara: [grunts]

Man: [gasps]

[thudding]

Hal: Give it up, ladies. [scoffs] We got the Flash!

Jessica: [laughs] You also have the Flash's metabolism!

Barry: Gotta refuel. I'll catch up.

Babs: How many calories do you burn? In kilojoules. Is it mostly carbs? What's your basal metabolic rate? I have so many questions.

Green Lantern (Hal): Ha! Double fault, Green Lantern.

Green (Jessica): Don't know what that means, Green Lantern.

Hal: [grunts] Okay, can we stop this name thing? I'm Green Lantern. You're... Green Lantern Girl? Green Lantern-ette? Oh, I know, Green Lantern Babe!

Jessica: Ugh, you better hope I don't catch you.

[Cut to Hawkman and Steve.]

Wonder Woman: I shall outpace you, Birdman.

[Hawkman grumbles and flies into an alley and upwards. Wonder Woman follows him by parkouring up to the building on a dumpster, two fire escapes and reaching the rooftop with a front flip jump. Then, she jumps across gaps between rooftops after rooftop with an acrobatic front flip and a leap. Cut to Hawkman and Steve, and pan to the bottom left frame Wonder Woman on their tail.]

Wonder Woman: There's nothing you can do to stop me.

[However, Hawkman smirks, knowing a way to do so. He throws Steve at Wonder Woman, to which she catches him and her lovestruck expression returns.]

Steve: Hey, sure beats the bus.

Wonder Woman: (chuckles nervously) "Bus."

[Bumblebee flies next to Hawkman and taunts him.]

Bumblebee: I'll "bee" seeing you, honey. [laughs]

[Hawkman growls at her.]

Bumblebee: (screams) Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Zee: Ooh!

Oliver: [humming and blows raspberry] [yelps]

Kara: Sheesh. Racing me. Seriously?

Garth: Well, well, well. Good evening, Ms. Danvers.

Kara: 'Sup, kid.

Garth: I suppose Da Invincabros, Yo Bros, would want me to stop you.

Kara: I understand. Do your worst.

Garth: [effort grunt]

Kara: [scoffs] That's it?

Garth: Trust me, it would've been so awesome in the ocean... or, like, a big community pool.

[all panting]

Steve: Hey, hey, we all made it safe and sound. Yay us!

[Wonder Woman blushes some more and faints with a sigh.]

Bumblebee: According to this the taggers' next target... is in this alley.

Green Lantern (Hal): So, looks like it's a draw. Well done, Super Hero... Now!

[all grunting]

[indistinct chatter]

Zatanna: We were here first.

Batgirl: Look!

Hal: Hey. Ya know what I'm thinking? That that's not graffiti.

[thunderclap]

Aqualad: What is it?

Supergirl: Ursa?

Supergirl: Non?

Zod: Kneel before me.

Supergirl: (gasps) Zod.

[distant explosion]

Alura Zor-El: Cover me.

Zod: Council member Alura Zor-El. Come to grovel before your new Emperor? Seize her, Non.

Alura: [growls] End your insurrection now, General.

[explosion]

Alura: [grunts]

Zod: Tell Jor-El and his men to stand down.

Alura: That was no bomb, Zod. All of Krypton is collapsing on itself.

[explosion]

[both grunts]

[beeping]

Ursa: Do you really think a force field can hold us?

Alura: No. I don't. You'll all stand trial for your crimes. But until then... enjoy imprisonment in a Phantom Zone.

[distant explosion]

[rumbling]

Kara: Mom?

Alura: Kara!

[rumbling]

Kara: Who were those people? Where's Kal?

Alura: Don't worry about them, they can't hurt you where they're going. And your baby cousin is somewhere safe. Now it's time for you to join him.

Part 2[]

[Opening shot: The wind blows around the Superhero Girls and the Invinci-Bros, as they and the people watch General Zod, Non and Ursa descend as they hover over the monument below the portal. Ursa addresses the crowd.]

Ursa: People of Earth, this is General Zod (cuts to a low angle frontal medium shot of him), your new emperor. (cuts to Ursa) His planet, Krypton, is gone. He must find a new planet to rule. And, well, this is it. So…

Zod: Kneel before Zod!

[Gasping in fear, everyone does so. Everyone except for the Superhero Girls and the Invinci-Bros. Cuts to a low angle shot of Supergirl looking up at the portal which is starting to close up.]

Supergirl: Look, you guys, (cut to frame her and Green Lanterns, Jessica (on the left side) and Hal (on the right side)) if we can't get these three clowns back through that portal before it closes, then we all better get used to kneeling.

Zod: Now, you miserable peons, all of Earth will suffer unless you bring me the heir to the House of El.

[Supergirl's eyes widen, then she lowers her head in defeat, forcing herself to walk towards Zod and his followers. Whip pan to her friends, who protest in horror at what Supergirl is doing.]

Green Lantern (Jessica): Supergirl!

Zatanna: No!

Batgirl: What are you doing?

[Supergirl crosses through the crowd and approaches Zod, Non, and Ursa.]

Supergirl: If it will save the people of Earth, I turn myself in.

Zod: And you are?

Supergirl: Are you ki-- Are you ki-- I'm Supergirl! Kara Zor-El? (cut to Zod; she continues o.c.) My mom sent you to the Phantom Zone!

Zod: Never heard of you.

[Supergirl's right eye twitches at this in incredulity and frustration.]

Zod: Never heard of you. I want the son of Jor-El! Bring me Superman!

[Cut to Supergirl.]

Supergirl: Kal? Why does this keep happening to me?! Look, dude... (she flies up into Zod's face in a side view of them.) Trust me, I'm just as good as Kal. So, (shoves her right index finger on Zod's nose) zip your lip and take me prisoner. (lands on the ground, cracking the pavement below her) Or me and my gal pals (they, sans Wonder Woman, join her into frame, in a battle ready stance) are gonna kick your butts back through that portal!

Green Lantern (Hal): (o.c.) No. (camera whips zooms over to him and his teammates, also ready to fight) We're gonna kick their butts back through that portal. Invinci-Bros!

Invinci-Bros: Yo, Bros!

Green Lantern (Hal): (as an air horn blares) Hike!

[The Invinci-Bros charge. Cut to a ground shot of a patch of grass. The leaves, grass and specs of dirt on the ground start to shake as the Flash zips by across the frame at super fast speed and the camera cuts to him. The Flash starts running in a circle, which ends up creating a tornado. It also causes some of the people nearby to make a run for it, and Ursa and Non to widen their eyes, seeing what was happening. The tornado throws rocks at them. A small rock hits Non in the face, close to his right eye. Non holds the right side of face and gritting his teeth in anger from this as the following rocks fly past them. Then, he and Ursa both use their heat vision to destroy the rest of the rocks. Flash then stops as a huge pile of dirt falls right on top of him. His head pops up out of the pile.]

[Cut to a power ring glowing in a white-gloved hand. The owner of said hand pulls it down and flies up into view, revealing it to be Green Lantern (Hal). He creates a lacrosse stick with his ring and twirls it. He charges and tries to hit Ursa, but she manages to catch it with her hand while giving him a smirk. Then, she kicks him, which causes him to groan as he falls right into the dirt pile with Flash. Cut to Green Arrow.]

Green Arrow: Ha!

[Green Arrow pulls out an arrow and aligns it with his bow. The arrow then splits into arrows. Green Arrow aims the arrows at the evil Kryptonians and launches the arrows along with bunches and bunches at them. But, Ursa and Non are able to catch them all in their hands and crush them. Then, Ursa fires her heat vision and tries to attack Green Arrow with it, but he runs from it and jumps into the dirt pile, as the heat vision passes the pile, causing a big amount of dust to cloud the screen.]

[Whip zoom to the left towards Aqualad, who comes forward the dust cloud. He opens his water bottle and uses the water from it to form a water knife. Then, he launches it towards Non, but he just catches it in his mouth and swallows it. Cut to Aqualad, who looked on, perplexed.]

Aqualad: Uh...

[Then, Aqualad hears something and turns around behind him to see Hawkman’s shadow coming his way from behind the dust cloud. Aqualad eventually ducks out of the way in time as Hawkman flies over him. Hawkman flies towards Zod as his mace forms electricity around it. Zod doesn’t move as Hawkman brings it down to hit him, causing a bright light to occur on impact and make the screen go briefly white. Fade-in to the Invinci-Bros. They smile, thinking Hawkman got him. Only to gasp upon seeing Hawkman falling towards them, having been sent flying from Zod landing a blow on him, and he lands on his entire team, which causes the dirt pile to become a debris. Cut to the rest of the Superhero Girls, who are all shielding their eyes until the dirt cloud eventually disappears. Then we all turn around and see them on the ground defeated while groaning.]

Ursa: (o.c.) Well, boys, (cut to her, Non and Zod) that was just… very embarrassing for you.

[Medium close-up of Zod; he cracks joints in his neck with a small smile. Cut to a five-shot frontal view of the Superhero Girls.]

Supergirl: (pounding a fist into her palm) What do you say we show these superhero boys how it's done.

Zatanna: Yeah! (confused) How is it done?

Supergirl: You, um-- You know, just-- And-- Get 'em!

[The five of them all charge at the kryptonian villains, letting out a battle yell. Non and Ursa blow a gust of wind from their mouths at them. The girls each exclaim as the wind blows them all back, with Green Lantern trying to block the wind with her construct shield, only to no avail and Supergirl being the last to be blown back. Cut to a wall. Each of the Superhero Girls land hard on there one by one; Zatanna, Batgirl, Green Lantern, Bumblebee and Supergirl in that order. They slide down to the ground out of frame, and the camera tilts to their direction. The girls all lie dazed on the sidewalk groaning in pain, with Bumblebee reverting to normal size. Cut to Zod and his henchmen.]

Zod: If they will not bring Superman to us, then we must draw him out.

[Ursa and Non smile at the idea. Cut to a full shot of a bus with people inside. Non and Ursa descend to it into frame on each end: Ursa in the front and Non in back. They both grab the bus in one hand and passengers inside scream as Non and Ursa lift the bus up into the air. The Superhero Girls stand up and see what is happening.]

Zod: (o.c.) The son of Jor-El… (cut to frame him and Non) has till the count of ten to kneel before me. One!

[His followers start to crush the bus, causing the people to scream in terror. Cut to the shocked Superhero Girls.]

Bumblebee: Oh, no!

[Medium close-up of Zod.]

Zod: Two!

[The people continue screaming as the bus gets crushed more. Back to the Superhero Girls.]

Green Lantern (Jessica): Supergirl, can't you just call your cousin or something?

Supergirl: Okay, okay, fine.

[On the last word, Supergirl walks away from her friends with the camera panning left to follow her as she takes out her mobile phone, dials her Superman’s number and places her phone to her ear. The other line is heard ringing.]

Supergirl: (to her friends o.c.) It's ringing. He never picks up. (on the phone) He-- Hi, Kal! Kal, listen, you have to come home stat! Zod is back! Yeah, but the last time, I was joking. And this time, it's totally real! He's literally standing right in front of me!

[She suddenly hears a line click, ending the call.]

Supergirl: Kal, hello? Kal? Hello? (to her friends o.c.) Uh, bad connection? (smiles sheepishly)

[Pan right from Supergirl to her teammates. All of whom have their arms crossed, minus Zatanna who had her arms akimbo, and give their kryptonian friend unamused stares.]

Zod: (o.c.) Three!

[This brings back their attention. The bus gets crushed slightly more, causing the people inside to scream. Whip zoom to the portal, which is getting close to closing shut.]

Batgirl: (o.c.) The portal is closing! (cut to her in frontal view, alarmed) What are we gonna do?

Zod: Four!

[Cut to a three-shot of still lovestruck Wonder Woman, Steve and Green Lantern, with the sound of the bus getting crushed ringing out. Bumblebee zooms into frame, gripping onto her.]

Bumblebee: Wonder Woman, you have to snap out of it! We need you!

[Zoom in on Green Lantern (Hal). Cut to the closing portal, then whip zoom to Zod.]

Zod: Five!

[Back to Hal as the sound of metal smashes with the people screaming. He forms a determined expression.]

Green Lantern (Hal): I know what to do. (the camera pulls back slightly and he points to…) Steve!

[This grabs his attention as Steve turns to look at Hal and Steve points to himself as if to ask, “you talking to me?”, while Bumblebee looks on. Cut to Steve and Hal.]

Steve: I am on it. (salutes)

[The camera pans to follow him marching while whistling a tune until the camera stops on Bumblebee and Wonder Woman, as he leaves the scene. Bumblebee looks perplexed. Cut to Hal, who blows his index finger like he's blowing smoke from the muzzle of a gun that just got shot from. Jessica goes up to him.]

Green Lantern (Jessica): Donuts? Really?

[Hal pushes his finger on her face to move it towards Wonder Woman. Cut to the Amazon, who is twitching and heard whispering indistinctly. Then pull back to frame the rest of her teammates.]

Bumblebee: Wonder Woman?

[In the middle of this, Diana starts to straighten herself up.]

Wonder Woman: We must… work… (fully straighten up with her left fist raised) together!

[Now with Steve out of the picture, Wonder Woman finally snaps out of her love-induced trance, much to the joy of her teammates. Hal zooms into frame.]

Green Lantern (Hal): All right, Wonder Woman, (frontal view of him) let's see some of that courage-in-the-flame stuff! You call the play and we'll follow. Right, guys?

[Pull back to frame them the moment the rest of the Invinci-Bros join him and pose.]

Invinci-Bros: Yo, Bros!

Green Lantern (Hal): And girls.

[Cut to the Superhero girls, who smile at this. Diana steps forward while saying the next line as the camera pulls back to frame the two teams.]

Wonder Woman: First order, we pair up. (takes out her sword and shield as all the others get into battle poses, with the background changing to a shining blue color) And then we send these demons back from whence they came.

[Cut to Non, who still has his grip on the bus.]

Green Arrow: (o.c.) Yoo-hoo!

Non: (turning his head to the source) Hmm?

[The camera pans left slightly to follow his gaze to frame Green Arrow waving his arms to get his attention. Zatanna magically appears in front of him and creates a sign with her magic aura saying, “Magical Mystical World of Zatanna”. She then summons a boombox, which now plays rock music. This causes Non to raise an eyebrow. Green Arrow passes his quiver of arrows to her while Zatanna creates a box behind him, where she throws him in. Then she takes out an arrow from the quiver and holds it up and the head of said arrow shines. Non is now starting to get interested. Zatanna then runs to the left of the box and sticks an arrow in it. This causes Green Arrow to groan inside. She then goes to the right and does the same thing.]

Non: Ooh!

[He then starts to loosen his grip on the bus as the people exclaim. However, Ursa keeps her grip on the bus, as the camera cuts to her. This is until she hears someone.]

Batgirl: (o.c.) Hey, Ursula!

[Ursa looks down and sees Batgirl. Cut to the heroine.]

Batgirl: Is everything in the Phantom Zone made of trash bags or just your outfit?

[Back to Ursa.]

Ursa: Huh?

Batgirl: Ursula! Hey, Ursula, who did your hair? Calendar Man? 'Cause it's dated!

Ursa: My name is Ursa!

[At the end of this, she fires at Batgirl with her heat vision, only to miss when the Flash grabs her out of the way.

Batgirl: Ha! Nice shot, Ursula! Your aim is just as on point as your boots. [laughs] Missed again!

Ursa: [growling]

[squishing]

Oliver: [groaning]

Non: [laughing gleefully]

[people screaming]

Diana: [yells, grunts] [groans] [yelling, grunting]

Kara: [yelling, grunting]

Diana: [yells]

Aqualad: Um, Ms. Woman?

Kara: [yells and grunts] [groans]

Aqualad: Ms. Girl? I'm ready to help, just let me know when you want me.

Supergirl:Just stay there, squirt. Do not move from that spot.

Aqualad: Aw.

Bumblebee: Hey, wait up. So sorry. [gasps] There's the Kryptonite!

[alarm beeping]

Karen: [gasps]

Carter: [grunting]

Karen: Oh, so, you want me to...

Hawkman: Hurry!

Karen: [exclaims] [grunting]

Carter: [continues grunting]

Karen: [continues grunting]

Flash: What's wrong, Wursa? This relationship moving too fast for you?

Batgirl: [blows raspberry]

Ursa: One the contrary. [inhales, blows]

Batgirl: Whoa!

Ursa: I find the pace glacial.

[applauding]

Zatanna: And now for the grand finale. [grunts]

Green Arrow: [groaning loudly] Oh, I am slain!

Non: [exclaims gleefully]

Zee: Ta-da!

Green Arrow: Not a scratch.

Non: [whines] [growls]

Zatanna: I think he expected some gore. Get back inside.

Green Arrow: Are you mad?

Non: [growling]

Zatanna: shinav ["vanish" backwards]

Diana: [yelling]

Zod: Enough!

Diana: [exclaims and groans]

Zod: [grunts]

Diana: [grunting, groaning]

Zod: You've lost, Kara Zor-El. All of Earth will kneel before Zod. Zod!

Supergirl: Oh, yeah?

Zod: Yeah. Now, kneel! [scoffs]

Ursa: Or run like a coward. That works, too.

[all laughing] [all coughing]

Zod: What? What's this? [gasps]

Bumblebee: Oh, my gosh, you guys! I was all like, "Ah!" And he was all like, "Just go under the door." And I was all like, "Oh! Kryptonite! Whoa!" [laughs] Um...

[Hawkman growls at her.]

Karen: Oh, sorry, sorry.

Carter: [grunts]

Wonder Woman: Now!

Green Arrow: Ha! Huh?

Batgirls: [grunting] Hey, Ursula! You're looking a little green!

Ursa: [gasping and whimpering]

Non: Hmm? Grr!

Zatanna: Wait, what's that behind your ear?

Non: [groans]

Green Arrow: Thank you! You've been terrific. Ha!

Non: [yelping]

Wonder Woman: [yells]

Zod: [gasps] [grunting]

Green Lantern (Hal): sShocked) Dude!

Zod: Foolish children, even Superman knows that Zod is a force of nature. Only another force of nature stands a chance against me!

Supergirl: Good thing we got one of those! (onscreen) Hey, Aqualad! (pull back to view him as she readies her heat vision) Heads up!

[He looks up at her direction and Kara eyebeams a fire hydrant behind him as he yells out and jumps out of the way. The eye blast causes a big jet of water to shoot into the air. Aqualad gets up.]

Supergirl: Go for it, squirt!

[Aqualad smiles and uses his aquakinetic powers to make the water into the form of a serpentine water dragon. He sends the water dragon forward at General Zod and Water Dragon snarls. It makes contact with Zod and he yells out as the water dragon rams into him and into the portal with the evil Kryptonian. Once the dragon disappears inside, the portal closes.]

Supergirl: Ha! Take that, sucka!

Aqualad: Huh? [laughs]

All: [cheering]

Supergirl: We did it, Mom. We got him.

[Dissolve to a construction site on the rooftop of a building. The Superhero Girls and Invinci-Bros can be seen sitting together on the metal support beam hoisted by a crane tower. Push in and pan right across the two hero factions enjoying donuts. Well, with Jessica examining hers to see if they are vegan or not, , and Wonder Woman staring at Steve in her lovestruck daze. Supergirl isn't seen with them.]

Steve: It was touch-and-go for a while. I thought I was really gonna let you guys down coming back without sprinkles. (Three-shot of him, Wonder Woman and Green Lantern (Jessica)) But then the lady found some more in the back, and the day was saved.

[Wonder Woman giggles and ends up falling off the support beam, with the others looking on with worry. Supergirl flies into frame, bringing her team leader back up to the beam, and Wonder Woman, still in her lovestruck state, keeps giggling and sighs. Cut to Flash.]

Flash: You know, when you really think about it, if Steve hadn't left to get those donuts, then Wonder Woman never would have had the idea to get the Kryptonite, and that "Kneel!" guy would have totally taken over the world.

[Pull back to frame the whole group.]

Steve: Steve Trevor did it again!

Invinci-Bros: Yo, Bros!

[The Superhero Girls groan at this.]

[theme music playing]