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Part 1[]

[theme song playing]
JessicaJust like the others. We've got a tagging crew on our hands.
Karen[groans] That's six so far. They're spread all across the whole city.
ZeeAnd now they've defaced Metropolis' most iconic landmark.
DianaVile fiends. We Amazons recognize when a rival clan intends to invade.
KaraYeah! Creeping in on our turf?
BabsNot on our watch. Unless my bat-sleuthing skills deceive me, these tags seem to be appearing at specific times in specific places. If I can just triangulate these coordinates, we'd be able to predict where the crew is gonna strike.
Karen: Metropolis Shipyards.
Babs: Touche, Bumblebee. Touche.
Karen: Which is in... [screams, gulps]
Kara: Sinister Slum.
Jessica: It's seedy.
Zee: It's filthy.
Karen: It's scary. [screams]
Babs: [wistfully] It's just like back home... [grunts]
Karen: We're here.
[birds squawking]
Karen: And if my calculations are correct, the new tag should show up any second. Right in... here!
Babs: Uh... anybody see a light switch?
Karen: [gasps] What was that?
[all gasp]
Kara: Ooh, I'm so scared. Seriously, you guys, these punks are no match for-- [grunts]
[all gasp]
Kara: I'm okay, I'm okay...
Diana: Prepare yourselves, sisters, for these are no petty criminals. To battle!
[all screaming]
Jessica: [effort grunt]
Karen: [whimpering] [screams]
Karen: Eek! Eek!
Babs: [yelling] Ooh.
Zee: [yelling]
Jessica: [effort grunts, yells]
Diana: Ah, the lasso. A wise choice.
[all gasp]
Babs: That was weird.
Kara: Wait a second... [gasps]
[all gasp]
Jessica: Green Lantern!
HalGreen Lantern?
Jessica: What are you doing here?
Karen: And why do you have the same name as her?
Hal: Uh... it's like, super complicated.
Zee: Hold on. You know these ruffians?
Jessica: I know that ruffian. But I had no idea he belonged to a vicious gang of vandals.
Hal: Ha! We're not a vicious gang of vandals. We're a vicious gang... of heroes. Green Lantern!
Man: Yeah.
BarryThe Flash.
OliverGreen Arrow.
Carter: [squawks] Hawkman. [squawks]
Hal: Super Hero Girls, meet the--
GarthAnd Aqualad.
Barry: Oh, um, hey, Aqualad. Maybe a couple beats faster next time, okay?
Oliver: This is why rehearsal matters.
Hal: Super Hero Girls, meet Da Invincabros.
[airhorns blaring]
All: Yo bros!
Kara: So... you're the Super Hero Boys.
Hal: No, Da Invincabros.
[airhorns blaring]
All: Yo bros!
Hal: And we just caught you taggers red-handed.
Diana: Deceiver. It was we who subdued you!
Hal: Us? We're not the taggers, we're investigating the taggers. [scoffs] Sheesh, what's up with your friend, Jessica?
Jessica: Ah! Ix-nay on the ame-nay, Al-hay...
Garth: Wait a minute... Jessica... Cruz? From school?
Jessica:Well, it was a real nice secret identity while it lasted. Thanks a lot... Hal!
Babs: [gasping] Hal Jordan? The dumb jock?
Hal: That's me.
Zee: [gasping] It is you.
Oliver: Oh, don't be so bland and overly dramatic. [gasps] Wait. Bland and overly dramatic? Zee Zatara! My onstage nemesis.
Zee: And you are?
Oliver: Behold! It is I.
Zee: Uh... yeah, I don't, uh, should I know?
Oliver: Oliver.
Zee: [inhales deeply] Sorry, I just... I meet so many people...
Oliver: O-Oliver Queen? I was Tristan to your Isolde? Seriously, how can you not remember me?
Zee: What? Batgirl is Barbara Gordon?
Babs: Hey...
Barry: Barbara Gordon? No way. You mean, uh... Candy-Cake Triple Ripple Tower with rainbow sprinkles Barbara Gordon?
Babs: Barry Allen, from--
Both: [excitedly] Sweet Justice!
Barry: Yeah, it's totally me.
[indistinct chatter]
Karen: I'm Karen Beecher!
Hal: Uh, who's Karen Beecher?
Karen: Um, me? Bumblebee?
Oliver: Who's Bumblebee?
Kara: Ugh! This is taking too long. The birdie is Carter Hall, emo guy, spends all his time in shop.
Carter: [grumbles]
Kara: Water kid is the water boy for the football team, Garth what's-his-name.
Garth: [gasps] How could you tell?
Kara: Your mom writes your name on the inside of your clothes.
Garth: Aw, Mom!
Kara: I'm Kara Danvers, Wonder Woman is Diana Prince.
All: Oh, yes, makes sense.
Barry: Yeah, that makes sense.
Jessica: So wait. If you guys aren't the taggers...
Hal: And you girls aren't, then--
Diana: Whoever is has taken us for fools. Behold.
Barry: Whoa!
Oliver: Oh, irony. You cunning mistress.
Zee: Oh, yeah. Now I remember you.
Diana: Enough! Bumblebee, can the Oracle inside your phone device predict where the next mark will appear?
Karen: Uh-huh. Right here!
Diana: Comrades... We must set aside our differences and find the real villains. Together we could be an unstoppable army of heroes, but only under the right command. From birth I have trained in the Amazonian art of war, where my courage was forged in the flames of battle. Allow me to lead us, and we will surely triumph!
Hal: Uh, look, you got a great outfit, but no thanks.
Diana: Very well. Then we shall not share the location. So there.
Hal: Yeah, no offense, we already kind of have a leader... And he's done all sorts of cool war junk, too. So...
Kara: [laughs sarcastically] Really? Was his courage forged in the flames of battle?
Hal: Well, uh, actually he goes to a military academy, so that's basically the same thing.
Babs: Military academy?
Steve: Hello?
Babs: [gasps]
Steve: Sorry, I'm late. I tried taking the rapid bus, but I guess it can only go as fast as traffic, right? [laughs] Oh, well, live and learn, live and learn. Oh, hi, Diana. What you got there?
Diana: [laughs nervously]
Steve: The LexBucks by Centennial Park?
Garth: Yes! Steve Trevor does it again.
Hal: Well, looks like we'll be the ones solving this case, ladies.
Kara: Oh, yeah? Not if we get there first.
Kara: [snarling]
[all growling]
Diana: [giggles nervously]
Kara: Hey!
Barry: [chuckles]
Babs: They seem nice.
Kara: [grunts]
Man: [gasps]
Hal: Give it up, ladies. [scoffs] We got the Flash!
Jessica: [laughs] You also have the Flash's metabolism!
Barry: Gotta refuel. I'll catch up.
Babs: How many calories do you burn? In kilojoules. Is it mostly carbs? What's your basal metabolic rate? I have so many questions.
Hal: Ha! Double fault, Green Lantern.
Jessica: Don't know what that means, Green Lantern.
Hal: [grunts] Okay, can we stop this name thing? I'm Green Lantern. You're... Green Lantern Girl? Green Lantern-ette? Oh, I know, Green Lantern Babe!
Jessica: Ugh, you better hope I don't catch you.
Diana: I shall outpace you, Birdman.
Carter: [grumbles]
Diana: There's nothing you can do to stop me.
Steve: [grunts] Hey, sure beats the bus.
Diana: [chuckles nervously] "Bus."
Karen: I'll "bee" seeing you, honey. [laughs]
Carter: [growls]
Karen: [screams] Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Zee: Ooh!
Oliver: [humming and blows raspberry] [yelps]
Kara: Sheesh. Racing me. Seriously?
Garth: Well, well, well. Good evening, Ms. Danvers.
Kara: 'Sup, kid.
Garth: I suppose Da Invincabros, Yo Bros, would want me to stop you.
Kara: I understand. Do your worst.
Garth: [effort grunt]
Kara: [scoffs] That's it?
Garth: Trust me, it would've been so awesome in the ocean... or, like, a big community pool.
[all panting]
Steve: Hey, hey, we all made it safe and sound. Yay us!
According to this the taggers' next target... is in this alley.
Hal: So, looks like it's a draw. Well done, Super Hero... Now!
[all grunting]
[indistinct chatter]
Zee: We were here first.
Babs: Look!
Hal: Hey. Ya know what I'm thinking? That that's not graffiti.
Garth: What is it?
Kara: Ursa? Non?
Zod: Kneel before me.
Kara: [gasps] Zod.
[distant explosion]
Alura Zor-ElCover me.
ZodCouncil member Alura Zor-El. Come to grovel before your new Emperor? Seize her, Non.
Alura: [growls] End your insurrection now, General.
Alura: [grunts]
Zod: Tell Jor-El and his men to stand down.
Alura: That was no bomb, Zod. All of Krypton is collapsing on itself.
[both grunts]
UrsaDo you really think a force field can hold us?
Alura: No. I don't. You'll all stand trial for your crimes. But until then... enjoy imprisonment in a Phantom Zone.
[distant explosion]
Kara: Mom?
Alura: Kara!
Kara: Who were those people? Where's Kal?
Alura: Don't worry about them, they can't hurt you where they're going. And your baby cousin is somewhere safe. Now it's time for you to join him.

Part 2[]

[The wind blows around the Superhero Girls and the Invinci-Bros, as they and the people watch General Zod, Non and Ursa descend as they hover over the monument below the portal. Ursa addresses the crowd.]
Ursa: People of Earth, this is General Zod (cuts to a low angle frontal medium shot of him), your new emperor. (cuts to Ursa) His planet, Krypton, is gone. He must find a new planet to rule. And, well, this is it. So…
Zod: Kneel before Zod!
[Gasping in fear, everyone do so. Everyone except for the Superhero Girls and the Invinci-Bros. Cuts to a low angle shot of Supergirl looking up at the portal which is starting to close up.]
Kara: Look, you guys, if we can't get these three clowns back through that portal before it closes, then we all better get used to kneeling.
Zod: Now, you miserable peons, all of Earth will suffer unless you bring me the heir to the House of El.
Jessica: Supergirl!
Zee: No!
Babs: What are you doing?
Kara: If it will save the people of Earth, I turn myself in.
Zod: And you are?
Kara: Are you-- Are you-- I'm Supergirl! Kara Zor-El? My mom sent you to the Phantom Zone!
Zod: Never heard of you. I want the son of Jor-El! Bring me Superman!
Kara: Kal? Why does this keep happening to me? Look, dude... Trust me, I'm just as good as Kal. So, zip your lip and take me prisoner. Or me and my gal pals are gonna kick your butts back through that portal!
Hal: No. We're gonna kick their butts back through that portal. InvinciBros!
InvinciBros: Yo, Bros!
Hal: Hike!
[woman exclaims]
Man: Yeah.
Hal: [yells and grunts] [groans]
Oliver: Ha! [exclaims and whimpers]
Garth: [grunting]
Non: [gulps]
Garth: Uh...
Carter: [grunts]
Garth: [exclaims]
Carter: [yelling]
Garth: [gasps]
InvinciBros: [all exclaim] [all groaning]
Ursa: Well, boys, that was just very embarrassing for you.
Zod: [neck cracking]
Kara: What do you say we show these superhero boys how it's done.
Zee: Yeah! How is it done?
Kara: You, um-- You know, just-- And-- Get 'em!
[all yell] [girls exclaiming] [girls grunting] [all groaning]
Zod: If they will not bring Superman to us, then we must draw him out.
[people screaming]
Zod: The son of Jor-El has till the count of ten to kneel before me. One!
[people screaming]
Karen: Oh, no!
Zod: Two!
[people continue screaming]
Jessica: Supergirl, can't you just call your cousin or something?
Kara: Okay, okay, fine.
[dial pad beeping]
[line ringing]
Kara: It's ringing. He never picks up. He-- Hi, Kal! Kal, listen, you have to come home stat! Zod is back! Yeah, but the last time, I was joking. And this time, it's totally real! He's literally standing right in front of me!
[line clicks]
Kara: Kal, hello? Kal? Hello? Uh, bad connection?
Zod: Three!
[people screaming]
Babs: The portal is closing! What are we gonna do?
Zod: Four!
[metal crushing]
Diana: [giggling]
Karen: Wonder Woman, you have to snap out of it! We need you!
Zod: Five!
[metal smashes]
[people screaming]
Hal: I know what to do. Steve!I got a hankering for some donuts.
Steve: I am on it. [whistling tune]
Hal: [blows]
Jessica: Donuts? Really?
Diana: [whispering indistinctly]
Karen: Wonder Woman?
Diana: We Must work together!
Hal: All right, Wonder Woman, let's see some of that courage-in-the-flame stuff! You call the play and we'll follow. Right, guys?
All: Yo, Bros!
Hal: And girls.
Diana: First order, we pair up. And then we send these demons back from whence they came.
Oliver: Yoo-hoo!
Non: Hmm?
[rock music playing]
Oliver: [exclaims]
Oliver: [groaning]
Non: Ooh!
[metal creaks]
[people exclaim]
Babs: Hey, Ursula! Is everything in the Phantom Zone made of trash bags or just your outfit?
Ursa: Huh?
Babs: Ursula! Hey, Ursula, who did your hair? Calendar Man? 'Cause it's dated!
Ursa: My name is Ursa!
Babs: Ha! Nice shot, Ursula! Your aim is just as on point as your boots. [laughs] Missed again!
Ursa: [growling]
Oliver: [groaning]
Non: [laughing gleefully]
[people screaming]
Diana: [yells, grunts] [groans] [yelling, grunting]
Kara: [yelling, grunting]
Diana: [yells]
Garth: Um, Ms. Woman?
Kara: [yells and grunts] [groans]
Garth: Ms. Girl? I'm ready to help, just let me know when you want me.
Kara: Just stay there, squirt. Do not move from that spot.
Garth: Aw.
Karen: Hey, wait up. So sorry. [gasps] There's the Kryptonite!
[alarm beeping]
Karen: [gasps]
Carter: [grunting]
Karen: Oh, so, you want me to...
Carter: Hurry!
Karen: [exclaims] [grunting]
Carter: [continues grunting]
Karen: [continues grunting]
Barry: What's wrong, Wursa? This relationship moving too fast for you?
Babs: [blows raspberry]
Ursa: One the contrary. [inhales, blows]
Babs: Whoa!
Ursa: I find the pace glacial.
Zee: And now for the grand finale. [grunts]
Oliver: [groaning loudly] Oh, I am slain!
Non: [exclaims gleefully]
Zee: Ta-da!
Oliver: Not a scratch.
Non: [whines] [growls]
Zee: I think he expected some gore. Get back inside.
Oliver: Are you mad?
Non: [growling]
Zee: shinav ["vanish" backwards]
Diana: [yelling]
Zod: Enough!
Diana: [exclaims and groans]
Zod: [grunts]
Diana: [grunting, groaning]
Zod: You've lost, Kara Zor-El. All of Earth will kneel before Zod. Zod!
Kara: Oh, yeah?
Zod: Yeah. Now, kneel! [scoffs]
Ursa: Or run like a coward. That works, too.
[all laughing] [all coughing]
Zod: What? What's this? [gasps]
Karen: Oh, my gosh, you guys! I was all like, "Ah!" And he was all like, "Just go under the door." And I was all like, "Oh! Kryptonite! Whoa!" [laughs] Um...
Carter: [growling]
Karen: Oh, sorry, sorry.
Carter: [grunts]
Diana: Now!
Oliver: Ha! Huh?
Babs: [grunting] Hey, Ursula! You're looking a little green!
Ursa: [gasping and whimpering]
Non: Hmm? Grr!
Zee: Wait, what's that behind your ear?
Non: [groans]
Oliver: Thank you! You've been terrific. Ha!
Non: [yelping]
Diana: [yells]
Zod: [gasps] [grunting]
Hal: Dude!
Zod: Foolish children, even Superman knows that Zod is a force of nature. Only another force of nature stands a chance against me!
Kara: Good thing we got one of those! Hey, Aqualad! Heads up!
Garth: [yells]
Kara: Go for it, squirt!
Garth: [grunting]
Water Dragon: [snarling]
Zod: [yelling]
Kara: Ha! Take that, sucka!
Garth: Huh? [laughs]
All: [cheering]
Kara: We did it, Mom. We got him.
Steve: It was touch-and-go for a while I thought I was really gonna let you guys down coming back without sprinkles. But then the lady found some more in the back, and the day was saved.
Diana: [giggles] [giggles, sighs]
Barry: You know, when you really think about it, if Steve hadn't left to get those donuts, then Wonder Woman never would have had the idea to get the Kryptonite, and that "Kneel!" guy would have totally taken over the world.
Steve: Steve Trevor did it again!
Boys: Yo, Bros!
Girls: [groans]
[theme music playing]