Speaker
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Dialogue
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[theme song]
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Barbara
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[to Harleen] can you believe it Harls? Our first year here and the Hamsters have a shot at the title!!
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Sporty Students
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Jordan! [cheering]
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Barbara
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Awww, poor Hal, even with his playoff beard, and those lucky socks he hasn't washed all season , he's still totally stressed out!
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Sporty Students
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[chanting] Jordan! Jordan! Jordan!
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Barbara
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You know what stinks? I was gonna get him a gift after he won the title. [empties her bag] A pair of limited edition trainers from the new shoe line from his favourite ever player Steve Lombard! I know what you're thinking Harleen, super nice of me right? Wrong! They're totally sold out!
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Harleen
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Awww, too bad. However... I know a guy who can get anything
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Sporty Students
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Go Hamsters go! Go Hamsters go!
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Hal
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[gags]
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Barbara
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Anything?
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Harleen
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Anything, the guy's name is...
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[scene change to his office]
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Oswald
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Oswald Copplebot, my fine-feathered friend, but feel free to call me 'Penguin' Everybody else does. [laughs]
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Barbara
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Hmmm, "fine feathered friend?"
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Oswald
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So it's shoes you want, huh?
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Barbara
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Umm... yeah, the new Steve Lombard XLXs. Size 12, I've got money
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Oswald
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Lombard eh? Very difficult shoes to come by [places box of Lombard XLX shoes on table]
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Barbara
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No... way! [opens the box] They're perfect, Hal's gonna love them! [gets out money]
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Oswald
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Indeed. Unfortunately, love doesn't come cheap
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Barbara
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What do you mean?
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Oswald
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[gives a piece of paper to Babs]
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Barbara
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[reads and gasps] I can'tafford this, I work at Burrito Bucket!
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Oswald
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Ah, quit the blue collar problem
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Barbara
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No! There must be something I can do
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Oswald
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Tell you what, be at this location at exactly 3:55 this afternoon. [laughs] And I'll give you the shoes, my treat
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Barbara
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That's it? Just be there?
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Oswald
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That's it, my hoodie-wearing helper. That's it
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[The next day at school]
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Barbara
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[phone vibrates]
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Oswald [by text]
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U there?
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Barbara [by text]
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Yuppers!
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Random Student
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[exiting room classroom, handing some papers to Barbara]
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Mr. Chapin
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Give me back that paper!
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Random Student
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What? What paper?
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Mr. Chapin
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Come on, empty your pockets
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Random Student #1
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I don't have anything
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Mr. Chapin
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Watch your step kid. I've got my eye on you
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Random Student #1
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[nods his head]
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Random Student #2
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[takes picture of Babs with the papers] Okay, give it to me
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Barbara
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Huh?
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Random Student #2
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Give me the test answers!
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Barbara
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Test answers?
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In Oswald's office
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Barbara
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That was a dirty trick, Penguin!
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Oswald
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[laughs] Oh let's not quibble about the past, shall we? I'm more interested in what you'll do for me next
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Barbara
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No way, I am done!
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Oswald
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[gets out picture of Babs from earlier] You're far from done, my knee-socked nincompoop [laughs] In run this school, you see. [voiceover] Test answers... vending machines... it all runs through me. Those school elections coming up? - [referring to his friend] Meet your next class president
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Oswald's Friend
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[laughs] Yeah
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Oswald
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And this little gem is the key to my success. [sliding through pictures on his phone] Ha, it's always recording. I've got dirt on everyone in this school. [laughs] With one simple text, I can blackmail anyone. [laughs] Keep your phone on, I'll be in touch
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In maths classroom
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Maths Teacher
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...and so the exponential decay of G of X causes the function to shrink
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Barabara
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[phone vibrating]
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Maths Teacher
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[clears throat]
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Barbara
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[puts phone away]
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Maths Teacher
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The exponential decay of G of X causes the function to shrink...
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Oswald
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[through text]
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Maths Teacher
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...getting smaller and smaller-
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Barbara
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[fakes choking]
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Maths Teacher
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Miss Gordon are you alright?
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Random Student
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[sneaks hall pass from desk for Oswald]
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[Later on]
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Barbara
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[places "Out of Order" sign on vending machine]
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Random Student
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[goes to the other vending machine in a locker and buys from Oswald's instead]
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[At night]
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Batgirl
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[busts in the school and fixes the vending machine]
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[Next day]
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[Vending machine's drinks go flying around]
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Oswald
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[expecting money, but gets hit by one of the drinks]
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[Later on]
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Barbara
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[replaces voting box with another one]
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Mr. Chapin
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[takes the box with him in his office]
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[At night]
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Batgirl
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[sneaks into Mr. Chapin's office and inserts new votes in
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[Next day]
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Mr. Chapin
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[nominates Jimmy Olsen due to Batgirl's last-night sabotage]
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Oswald
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[angry at Babs]
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Barbara
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[acts confused]
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[Next day]
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Barbara
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[phone vibrates]
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Oswald [by text]
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My office! NOW!
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In Oswald's office
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Oswald
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I've had just about enough of this caped cockroach! I've got one last job for you, then you're free
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Barbara
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Really? Just one more and you'll delete that picture?
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Oswald
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Yes. I want you to steal Hal Jordan's luck socks before tomorrow's game
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Barbara
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What? Why would anyone want Hal's socks? You know he hasn't washed them all season, right?
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Oswald
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Because, my sticker loving servant, I've bought up all of Garfield High's merchandise, right down to the last can koozie [voiceover] So when Hal Jordan can't wear his precious socks, he'll blow the whole game! Those Garfield fans will have to come to me for their state championship gear... at drastically marked-up prices of course
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All except Barbara
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[laughs]
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Barbara
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Why that's... that's felonious!
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Oswald
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You know what's felonious? [shows picture] This!
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Barbara
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But, what about Batgirl! She'll stop me!
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Oswald
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Figure it out! You'll get me those socks, and if Batgirl interferes, I will expose you to the entire school! [laughs]
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DC Superhero Girls (except Babs)
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Let's go Hamsters! Let's go!
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Cheerleaders
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Let's go Hamsters! Let's go!
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Oswald
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Well? Did you get the socks?
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Barbara
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[hands over Hal's lucky socks]
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Oswald
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Excellent work, my dear, excellent work. And we won't have any unwanted visitors tonight, now will we?
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Barbara
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No, I took care of it
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Oswald
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Excellent [laughing]
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Audience
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[cheering]
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Hal
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[notices he's lacking socks]
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Barbara
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[puts on worried face]
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[game starts]
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Hal
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[has the ball first and gets tackled]
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Oswald
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[chuckles]
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Hal
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[has the ball and deciding who to throw it to]
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Hamster Player
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I'm open!
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Hal
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[gets tackled]
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[Garfield scores]
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Oswald
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[laughing]
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Audience
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[exclaiming]
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Barbara
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[feeling bad]
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Hal
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[briefly admitting defeat]
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Oswald
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[laughing]
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Batgirl
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[swipes from the sky and swipes Hal's socks]
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Oswald
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[crushing drink] What's this? GThe pointy-eared pest thinks she can disrupt my scheme? [texts Garfield players, making them aware of Batgirl]
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Garfield Players
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[jog after Batgirl for the socks]
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Batgirl
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[jumps] Hal! Go deep! [gets out the socks and throws them to Hal]
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Audience
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[cheering]
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Oswald
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[growls]
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Hal
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[puts on his socks]
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[Hamster team huddle]
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Hal
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Alright. Zap-39 right Gallagher watermelon on three, break! [Hal gets better and scores] Blue 52! Set... [changes his mind about passing and runs] [jumps and scores, winning it for the team]
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Oswald
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[grunting] [to Barbara] I thought you said you took care of that cowled creep! [growls]
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Barbara
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What can I say Penguin? She's good
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Oswald
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I warned you. And now everybody in school will know that it was you who stole those test answers
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Barbara
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Do your worst. I should have told the truth from the start instead of letting you blackmail me
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Oswald
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[puts his hand in his pocket] Huh? Where's my phone?
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Barbara
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What, you mean... [gets his phone out] This? [holds it out in the air
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Oswald
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[grunts] Give me that! That phone has all the dirt I have on everyone! I can't blackmail anyone without it
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Barbara
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[recorded his speech on his phone and puts it up on the board for everyone]
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Oswald
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[on board] Give me that! That phone has all the dirt I have on everyone! I can't blackmail anyone without it
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Barbara
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[recording on the board] You know all that dirt you were just talking about? All those things you've been holding over everyone's heads? That dirt's about to get scrubbed
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[it shows the blackmailing data on his phone is getting deleted on the board]
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Cheerleaders and Players
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[cheers] [applauding Babs and Hal]
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Barbara
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[high fives Hal] Congratulations Hal!
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Hal
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Ah, thanks Babs, it was nothin'
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Barbara
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I got you something because I knew you were gonna win the game
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Steve Lombard
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[enter in the scene]
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Hal
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Steve Lombard? The greatest Hamster's QB of all time?
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Steve Lombard
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[gets out shoecase]
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Barbara
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And your very own Steve Lombard XLXs
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Steve Lombard
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[opens shoecase]
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Hal
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[eyes glitter] [takes off socks and throws them on Babs face] Hold these. You're the best Babs [hugs her] Where'd you get them?
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Barbara
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Oh, I know a guy
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[at Oswald's office]
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Oswald's Friend
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It ain't so bad boss
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Oswald
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[growling]
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