DC Super Hero Girls Wikia

Part 1[]

[theme song playing]
♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪
♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪
♪ Crushing it side by side ♪
♪ Look out world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪
♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪
♪ Wow! ♪
[people screaming]
[all yelp]
[all gasp] Huh?
[Wonder Woman] The days of terrorizing this planet with your evil schemes are over, Starro.
After a long and perilous quest,
Bumblebee has located the Hatorei crystals!
Once these crystals are joined, we shall have the power to send you back to the dimension from whence--
[cell phone ringing]
Oops. Hang on.
Sorry, gotta take this.
-Hello? Nah,
I can totally talk now.
Harleen. It's been for-evs!
[muffled speaking on phone]
[gasps] You're in Metropolis?
[gasps] You moved here?
[gasps] You'll see me in school tomorrow?
[gaps] I've never gasped so much in my life.
Oh, Harls, this is the best news since ever.
I can't wait to see you.
[all groaning]
Hooray, you beat Starro.
No. Starro beat us.
Over and over again.
We only just managed to send him to another dimension.
[Zatanna] I hope that other dimension's okay.
Bottom line, we lost.
Well!, pfft.
We may have lost that but we won at life because... my best friend is moving to
[yells] Metropolis!
[Bumblebee sighs]
[yelps, groans]
[all laughing maliciously]
Hmm. It appears Selina Kyle has acquired some new friends.
Did somebody say
"New friend"?
No. I said, "New friends."
Yay! Leeny-Beanie.
[laughs maniacally]
Are you just getting here?
Gotta be fashionably late on my first day.
Everyone, this is Harleen, my GBFF.
Gotham Best Friend Forever.
It is our pleasure to welcome you to--
[cackles] Ah! Hand buzzer.
Classic Harleen.
Isn't that high-larious?
You have not changed a bit.
Not true.
I got a new flower...
[glugs] Whoa!
...a new whoopee cushion and I got this here invisible ink...
Ugh! [annoyed grunts]
Oops. That's the one with the super permanent industrial ink.
So funny.
But you got to save some jokes for after school
Uh... after school?
I thought we could give Harleen a tour of Metropolis.
Doesn't that sound fun?
It would be our honor.
See youse all then then.
What are you doing?
I can't get that out with magic.
-She is cray-cray!
-The worst 20 seconds of my life and I've been to the Phantom Zone.
[inhales] It is our divine duty as hosts to offer hospitality to this new guest.
Plus, she is very important to Barbara for some reason.
Therefore we must make an effort.
[laughs mischievously]
[laughs mischievously]
What do those things do?
How come ya hit that button?
Which pigeon are you?
That one? That one?
-[chicken clucking]
Hmm. Not very good, are ya?
[annoyed grunt]
[Harleen gobbling]
[exclaims in disgust]
[woman on screen]
The Legion is trying to keep us apart.
Uh... do you... do you like this series?
Love it.
That's why I read all the spoilers.
[bees buzzing]
You gotta manage your finances better, babe.
So happy I can't feel pain right now.
Babs has to know what a disaster that was.
So? Best day ever?
Ah! I knew you'd love Harleen as much as she loves you.
Which is why
I booked activities for us for the entire next year.
[cell phones beeping]
I know what you're thinking.
Why stop at one year?
We could do five years.
Boop. Or 50 years.
Boop. Ooh, we should make sure we get old and die on the same day, and can have one big besties gravestone.
I'll invite Harleen over and we can figure out what it'll say.
Um... you, uh...
You want to tell Harleen about our secret headquarters?
I do not believe that is prudent.
Super not prudent.
Huh? Why?
Um... because, because, um, because...
There aren't enough chairs.
-[Jessica] Aw, too bad.
-[Diana] Aw, too bad.
If only we had the chairs.
[Karen] Yeah.
Can't sit on the floor.
[Zatanna] So dirty. [chuckles]
Wait. Do you... not want to hang out with Harleen?
-Of course we do.
-Where did you come up with that?
-[Jessica] Oh no! She's great.
-[chuckles nervously]
Lasso of Truth!
How 'bout now?
-Harleen is the worst.
-Worse than a worst.
Just when I thought she couldn't get worse, she got worse.
I do not enjoy her company.
It's like if an evil scientist wanted to create the most annoying person ever, they still wouldn't come close to competing with her.
Harleen has been trying so hard to be friends with you guys and this is how you repay her?
Babs, we didn't mean--
Yes you did mean.
You meaned a lot,
You mean meanies.
And I'm sorry, but if this is how you're gonna treat my best friend, then, then, then... maybe we shouldn't be friends.
[all gasp]
-[Jessica] Babs, no.
-[Diana] Sorry.
We are so sorry.
Ooh, Babsie, look.
A Space Joker versus
Caveman Batman one shot variant cover.
What's the matter?
It ain't in mint condition?
Hey, Freckles, what kind of shop you running here?
No. It's not that.
It's just...
My Metropolis friends are being jerks and, and... we can't hang out with them anymore.
But it's okay.
It'll be just you and me against the world.
Just like it was in
Gotham City.
Aw, Babsie-Wabsie...
We can totally hang out, if that's what you want,
Or... we could go for a nice drive in the country with some girls I met.
It'll be fun
Home run!
Grand slam!
[all laughing manically]
You okay, Babsie?
-Yeah, sure...
-[bat thuds]
Um, just so I understand, we're destroying mailboxes so we can replace them with nicer, better mailboxes, right?
No! We're destroying them because they're wooden stumps of death that people stuff full of other dead trees.
Babs, honey, don't you listen to Pam.
We're doing this because it's fun.
[tires screech]
[all laughing maniacally]
Stop the car!
[brakes screech]
Sorry. I, uh... just remembered
I have, um...
I have a library book I... need to write for the library.
So people can read it.
Because you gotta have books for the library.
Otherwise, it's just a big empty building, I guess.
I think they bought it.
Okay, let me call my dad.
Maybe he can take us to the movies or something.
I, uh... don't wanna go to the movies.
Oh, well... what do you want to do?
Come on, these mailboxes aren't gonna smash themselves.
Sorry, Babsie.
I'll, uh, see ya tomorrow, all right?
Oh, okay.
[girls laughing manically]
All right, Harleen.
Your turn.
Smashing mailboxes is nice and all, but you wanna have some real fun?
Now that's how you smash a mailbox.
Not bad, Harleen.
But how'd you like to have some real, real fun?
Youse guys are villains?
Why didn't ya say somethin'?
[birds chirping]
[all laugh manically]
[theme music playing]

Part 2[]

[dramatic music plays]
♪ It's cute you think ♪
♪ I think about
What you think of that ♪
♪ I care about your dumb opinions anywhere we go ♪
♪ We gonna do
Just what we want ♪
♪ We're on a mission ♪
♪ We're the ignition ♪
♪ Can't be outrun
Can't be outdone ♪
♪ Better recognize ♪
♪ Too much fun! ♪
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ Too much fun ♪
-♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
-[engine revving]
[tires screech]
♪ The light is red ♪
♪ And we don't wait
For the green ♪
♪ Wreckers gonna wreck
If you know what I mean ♪
♪ Can't be outrun
Can't be outdone ♪
♪ Better recognize ♪
♪ Too much fun! ♪
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ Too much fun! ♪
-♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
-♪ Too much-- ♪
[soft instrumental music]
What do you guys call a carbonated beverage?
[chuckles] We say pop.
What do you call a drinking fountain?
We say water fountain.
What do you call bugs that light up?
Uh, fireflies?
Yeah, see, we say fireflies in Metropolis, too.
Everyone finished?
♪ Too much fun! ♪
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
-[car approaching]
-[muffled] ♪ Too much fun! ♪
-[engine roaring]
-♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
[all] Nerds!
[tires screech]
Check, please.
Come, sisters, to battle!
Shouldn't we call Babs?
Batgirl will join us when she is ready.
[triumphant music plays]
[vibrato intensifying]
[whimsical music plays]
[upbeat instrumental music]
[heavy metal music plays]
[dramatic instrumental music]
[engine roaring]
[menacing music plays]
Did you honestly think this sort of antisocial behavior would not attract our attention?
Of course, we did.
Why do you think we did it?
[Giganta groans]
Looks like we're evenly matched.
Evenly matched?
Do not make me laugh--
Sure made me laugh!
[Harley cackling]
Meet Harley Quinn.
[goofy laugh]
She's fun.
[Giganta screams]
[Giganta groans]
Glad I could give you something to reflect on.
I don't get it.
[Bumblebee] Gotcha!
Here comes the SWAT team!
[Bumblebee screams]
Check out my new website, it's www.look-what-I-got.Bomb!
[cheerful music plays]
[all laughing]
Oh hey, Babs.
What's up?
You just missed your friends.
You're right, Barry.
I do miss them.
Uh-oh. I know the blues when I see 'em.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I got an idea.
Wanna try my latest ice cream concoction?
It's a jalapeno toffee twirl sundae!
That's awful!
-Oh, uh, too much jalapeno?
Not enough toffee?
I knew it needed more salt!
No, no, I like the jalapeno.
And the toffee.
I just can't deal with both of them at the same time.
Oh, well, maybe you can just enjoy
'em separately?
Like this. Or this? Or this?
[tense music plays]
[dramatic gasp]
"Maybe I can enjoy them separately..."
Yeah, that's what
I just said, remember?
I have to make a call.
[both] Argh...
[cackles] Yeah!
[Catwoman laughs wickedly]
Looks like you've been declawed,
Super Hero Girls.
Harley, why don't you put an end to this cat and mouse game?
[mimics gun cocking]
[menacing music plays]
[cell phone rings]
Oops, hang on.
Sorry, gotta take this.
Hello, yeah I can totally talk now.
Uh, what, no, you can't just...
We're in the middle of something here!
Babsie, what's goin' on?
-[Giganta screams]
-[loud thud]
You're my jalapeno!
And my Metropolis friends are my toffee!
And I don't need to eat you both at the same time!
Babzadoodles, I love ya, but I got no idea what your talkin' about.
Don't you see?
You don't have to get along with my Metropolis friends.
And I don't have to get along with your Metropolis friends.
We can both still be best friends and do the stuff we like to do.
-Like go to the comic shop...
...or go hang gliding,
-which I know we've never...
...actually done, but I have this feeling--
There's no one I'd rather hang glide with than you.
-Oopsie, gotta run.
Or like this.
Or, ooh, like this.
Uh, Barry?
I'm going to need those ingredients to go.
I have to find my friends.
What, you mean them?
-[dramatic music plays]
Time to uneven the odds.
[Harley] Huh?
[all] Batgirl!
Ugh! Batgirl!
I thought I finally saw the last of you in Gotham.
What gives?
Miss my explosive personality?
[dramatic music plays]
In your dreams,
Harley Quinn!
In fact, I'm gonna make sure
I never see you again!
[both growling]
[siren blaring]
[gasps] The cops. Let's go!
Nuts to that!
-[Giganta grunts]
No, no. Please!
I was gonna hit her with this, and say I'm "board" with her.
[shrieks] Please!
You thought we was enemies in Gotham, Bratgirl?
Well, you ain't seen nothing yet!
[yells] Not by a long shot!
-Batgirl, I am--
-No, I am so sorry.
I am really, really, really sorry.
I shouldn't have ditched you guys and--
Wait. There's only one way to know that I mean it.
We are sorry as well.
And we are happy that you have returned.
No more splitting up ever again, okay?
Not with Catwoman and her crew out there.
We need each other now more than ever.
Aw, I missed you, SBFFs!
Super Best Friends Forever.
[gasps] Ooh.
Harleen, I found it!
[Harleen] Issue six of the Gotham Crow limited series!
Hey, what happened to your wrist?
[hesitantly] Oh, I, uh...
Gots the cord on the hair dryer caught on it.
What happened to your neck?
Oh, um...
I was, uh, also using a hair dryer and just got a little too close.
[aggressively] Hmm...
You know...
If I didn't know any better, I'd say...
That this is a brand spankin' new Joker vs. Batman imprint!
Let's read it together right now.
See, why's the first panel always gotta be Batman?
And is his razor broken?
Why does he always have stubble?
Can't he make himself look presentable like the Joker?
Um... Excuse me.
The fact that he doesn't shave shows the commitment he has to the city.
He's not even taking time out for personal hygiene.
He cares that much.
[closing theme music plays]