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[theme song playing]
♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪
♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪
♪ Crushing it side by side ♪
♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪
♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪
♪ Wow! ♪
[exclaims nervously]
[continues exclaiming]
-Hey, Hal.
Happy Valentine's Day?
Happy? There's nothing happy about it.
I've almost made it through the day, Jess, but make no mistake, she's out there, biding her time, toying with me for her own sick amusement.
Let me guess...
Shh! Don't say her name.
You'll summon her!
Valentine's Day is the one day when she-who-cannot-be-named is at her most bonkers.
Gee, I wonder why that could be.
Hey, it is not my fault
I broke up with her on Valentine's Day.
You broke up with her on Valentine's Day?
Yeah. Who cares?
Happy Valentine's Day,
Hal Jordan!
Wait, what?
Aww! Carol's got a new boyfriend!
Isn't that nice, Hal?
-Now, you don't have to worry about--
[Hal clears throat]
So, uh, what's this?
This, Hal Jordan, is my new boyfriend.
Thaal Sinclair.
Pleased to meet you.
Pfft! Yeah, well, you can get rid of him now.
I've decided to take you back!
[all gasping]
[laughs loudly]
And why would I take you back when Thaal Sinclair is perfect!
Unlike some boys
I won't name, he reads books, he brushes his teeth.
He even washes his socks.
I do that stuff, too... sometimes.
And best of all, he is so romantic!
[gasps] Carol,
I never noticed the delicate amethyst ribbons in your eyes before.
It takes my breath away.
Sorry, Hal Jordan, but from now on,
I'm spoken for.
[Hal gasps]
[birds cooing]
[Hal] I don't know what to do.
It's almost like this guy knows more about romance than me.
Forget it, Hal.
I don't want anything to do with you and Carol and your stupid drama, all right?
You're right.
I should change who I am to win her back.
Oh! You're a real pal, Jess.
-[playing discordant notes]
-[singing inaudibly]
-You gotta help me,
Jessica Cruz!
Everywhere I go, there he is!
Hal Jordan!
He is obsessed with me!
You want me... to help you... avoid Hal.
[sighs] Fine!
I'll talk to him.
You're a real pal,
Jessica Cruz!
[Carol coos]
[Jessica groans]
So, Hal, there's something
I need to talk to you about.
You're right, Jess.
If I want Carol back,
I gotta lay it all on the line.
Be a man!
[inhaling deeply]
Please, Carol!
Just take me back, please!
You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
You're like the burger part of my hamburger.
I'm so sorry, Carol.
I tried to talk to him, but--
I've had just about enough of this, Hal Jordan.
-[Hal whimpering]
Of course
I'll take you back!
I could never stay away from you, Hal Jordan.
And now we can finally be together like we were always meant to be!
You fell right into my trap of love.
I knew that if I got a new boyfriend, you'd go mad with jealousy.
And then, you'd finally transform yourself into the romantic, reasonably-hygienic man
I always knew you could be
[menacingly] and come crawling back!
And, now, you're mine, Hal Jordan!
I'm sorry, Thaal Sinclair.
But... I never loved you.
That's okay, Carol, because I never loved you, either.
Wait, what?
It was never about me and you, Carol.
It was about me and...
Wait, what?
Oh, no. No, no, no.
Oh, yes, Hal.
It's me.
Not Thaal Sinclair, but Thaal Sinestro!
Surprised, Hal?
Last you saw me,
I donned the color green, back when you and I were best buds!
The most unstoppable team in the Green Lantern Corps!
But that was before you ghosted me!
Dropped off the face of the universe!
Never called me back!
[both grunt]
You broke up the most beautiful bromance the universe has ever seen!
Now, I shall finally have my revenge!
[laughs maniacally]
[people screaming]
How dare you attack my Hal Jordan?
What? [grunts]
And how dare you use me to get to him?
You used me to get to him first!
We gotta get around his defenses.
Ooh! Do that hockey thingy you won't ever shut up about.
[grunts, yells]
-We did it!
See? We were meant to be together, Hal Jordan.
It's destiny!
Uh, yeah, about that.
Look, I don't think this is gonna work out.
It's not me, it's you.
Did you just break up with me?
On Valentine's Day?
-[Star Sapphire screams]
You're the most thoughtless person who ever lived!
Do you even think about other people's feelings?
Now for the final blow.
Do it, Thaal!
He deserves it.
I'm going to hit you where it hurts the most, by stealing your actual girlfriend!
[yelling] I am not his girlfriend!
[exclaims, grunts]
Girls love flowers!
[Star Sapphire]
I knew it!
You are
Hal Jordan's girlfriend.
How dare you steal my real boyfriend and my fake boyfriend.
This is officially the dumbest thing you've dragged me into.
I stand corrected.
Surprised to see me,
Jessica Cruz?
I knew you'd slip up one day and leave that chair too close to the counter.
Now that I have my Power Ring of Rage, vengeance will be mine!
-[both gasp]
[both grunt]
This is all your fault, Hal.
My fault?
How is any of this my fault?
You need to apologize and hope they forgive you.
It's the only way to end this!
You're right, Jess.
I've got to take responsibility for this.
Pretend this is white, you guys!
I've got something to say.
I'm... sorry.
[all gasp]
You have every right to be mad at me.
This is all my fault for being so... awesome.
Carol, if I wasn't such a cool guy, you never would have fallen for me.
I didn't mean to be so charming and irresistible.
And, Sinestro, buddy,
I owe you an apology, too.
If I wasn't so super cool and fun to hang out with, then you wouldn't have taken it so hard when I ditched you.
It's all so clear to me, now.
And, Dex,
I don't know.
Sorry you're such a terrible cat, I guess?
For someone so skilled at missing the point, it's pretty incredible how badly you missed my point, Hal.
[chuckles] I know.
[all growling]
[breathing heavily]
Hal Jordan!
[all grunt]
Oh! Just when I thought you couldn't get any better, you show a whole new side to yourself.
A vulnerable, sensitive side.
Oh, I'm deep, baby.
Only a true bro would humble himself like this, Hal Jordan.
[purring] I love ya,
Hal Jordan.
You always taste like steak sauce.
Come on, let me buy you an ice cream.
Hang on, hang on.
Have you seriously not learned anything from this, Hal?
Oh, oh,
I learned plenty, Jess.
Maybe even the greatest lesson of all.
I've learned that
I don't need to change myself to make people love me.
Being myself is enough.
Hal, you did not...
[grunts, sighs]
Okay! That's actually a really good lesson, but you're just such a jerk!
Hey! That's my boy you're talking about there!
Yeah! No one calls
Hal Jordan a jerk but me!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
It's okay, guys, it's okay.
She'll get there.
[theme music playing]