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Part 1[]

[theme song]

Aiden: I never mean to love you, Alexandra. It was your texts. They... awaken something in me.
Alexandra: What about Kaitlyn? She'd block me if he ever found out about this.
Aiden: I don't care if she blocks...
Kara: You guys! Con you believe it? There's a secret show at the Lazarus Pit tonight. I'm finally gonna get to see them live! The greatest band in the history of the universe... Ra's Al Ghul and The League of Shadows.
[heavy metal music playing]
Kara: Guys, hear Kitty Kumbata? She shreds harder than every other guitarist combined. And White Willow, I mean, she positively screams rock and roll! And Zeddmore Washington, no drummer in the world has more attitude than this guy. Ooh, and let's not forget the legend behind it all, the coolest musician ever to walk the Earth... [plays metal guitar lick] My personal guitar hero, Ra's Al Ghul!
[amp crackles]
Zee: [blow]
Hal Jordan: Never heard of him.
Kara: [huff] He's only a legend to people with real taste, which you guys obviously don't have.
[pop music playing]
Kara: [gasp]
Karen: Oh, hey, guys. Have you heard the latest hit from my... favorite band... um... Up Past 8?
Hal Jordan: Wait. Did you say Up Past 8? [laughs] I can't believe you listen to that boy band garbage. What are you, 14?
Karen: Um. Yes?
Kara: Ugh. That is not music.
Karen: Well, I think they're cute and have very nice singing voices.
Kara: [groan]
Karen: Especially Braxton McNair. His voice is so dreamy! And CJ Casablanca writes the lyrics. Pure poetry! And Ashton Van der Wurf's moves make me want to dance all day long! Their music just makes me feel so good. And I have two tickets for tomorrow's show! Who wants to go with me?
Aiden: I never mean to love you, Alexandra. It was your texts.
Karen: [groan]
Kara: Ah, forget them, Beecher. Some people just don't get music, you know, like we do.
Karen: So you'll go to the show with me?
Kara: Um, yeah, no.
Karen: But I thought--
Kara: Beecher... Ah, Beecher, Beecher, Beecher. Here's the deal. Music is about being cool, and Up Past 8? Well, they're just way too popular to be cool.
Karen: That doesn't make sense.
Kara: Tell you what, I'll see your two tickets and raise you two cooler ones. You, my friend, are coming with me to see Ra's and the League. But first... we gotta work on your image.
Karen: [gulp]
[rock music playing]
Karen: [gasp]
Kara: Not bad, not bad. I still think a nose ring and a sick neck tattoo would pull the look together.
Karen: [screech] A what?!
Kara: Dude. You don't know what you're missing. I'd be covered in those things if it weren't for this dumb, impervious super skin. And don't even get me started about my hair, it'd be like ten colors! Ugh! Come on, we're gonna be late!
Karen: [shudder]
[heavy metal music playing]
Karen: I don't know, Kara. I feel a little weird about all this.
Kara: Oh, pumpkin, who cares how you feel. You look cool. Now that you're not so you, they're sure to let us in. All right, kid, show me what you got. Get your freak on.
Karen: [grunting]
Kara: Oh, whoa, okay, okay, not... not that freaky. All right, watch me. [breathes deeply] Yeah! Now, you try.
Karen: [deep breath] Yeah! [groaning]
Kara: You're doing great, kid! [whooping]
Karen: [screaming]
Ra's Al Ghul: Bring her to me.
Kara: [laughing]
Karen: [gasp] Ah! [grunt]
Kara: Okay, okay. We gotta work on your dismount.
Ubu: You have been summoned.
Karen: [gasp]
Kara: Summoned?
Ubu: Backstage.
Kara: [whispering] Backstage. [normal voice] Yeah!
Karen: Uh, Kara? Kara! Oh, no! Oh, sorry. Um, excuse me. Oh! Whoa! Kara! [exclaim] [gasp] [yelp]
Kara: There you are.
Karen: Oh, thank goodness.
Kara: Come on. [exclaiming]
Ubu: Come. The band awaits.
Karen: [gasp]
Kara: [exhale] All right. Okay, let's be cool. Remember, Karen, bands can smell the lame a mile away.
[guitar power chord]
Ra's Al Ghul: Please. Step inside.
Karen: Um, Kara, can we, like, maybe, just go?
Kara: Karen, how many times I gotta tell you, just be--
Karen and Kara: [gasp]
Ra's Al Ghul: Welcome, Kara Danvers. I am Ra's Al Ghul.
Kara: [gasp] Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh! Ra's Al Ghul knows my name! How does Ra's Al Ghul know my name?!
Karen: How does Ra's Al Ghul know your name?
Ra's Al Ghul: Of course I know your name, Kara Danvers. I'm very much aware that you are a super fun. One of my most faithful Shadow puppets.
Kara: The faithfulliest!
Ra's Al Ghul: Indeed. I have tour the world with The League of Shadows many times over, as I have amassed an army of the most discerning Shadow puppets. True believers to my cause.
Karen: Um... cause?
Ra's Al Ghul: Oh, rock and roll, of course.
Kara: Yeah, Karen, rock and roll. Duh. I mean, best cause of all, am I right, Mr. Al Ghul?
Ra's Al Ghul: I can tell that you, above all, could be my ultimate Shadow puppet. In fact, I've rarely met someone so cool.
Kara: [gasp] I'm cool?
Ra's Al Ghul: Because of your dedication, I wish to bestow upon you a gift.
Kara: [gasp] The Demon's Fang.
Ra's Al Ghul: My signature guitar pick. Enjoy the show. [laughter]
Kara: [whooping]


[Ra's Al Ghul]
We will purify the world
Of all atrocities!
And all who remain
Will be ruled by me!
Karen: Uh, are you hearing this?
Kara: What? It's just metaphors. They don't really mean it.
[Ra's Al Ghul]


Our lyrics aren't metaphors!
We really mean it!
Karen: Yeah, okay. And I really mean it when I say I really think we should go.
Kara: Huh? Oh, you and your feelings. Can't you just bask in the coolness of Ra's Al Ghul? Huh?
[crowd cheering]
Ra's Al Ghul: This one goes out to a very special Shadow puppet... Kara Danvers.
[rock music playing]
Karen: Kara. Kara? Kara, can you hear me?


[Ra's Al Ghul]
Welcome to my show
I'm happy that you're here
Basking in the glow
Of The League of Shadows
All I ask of you
Is possession of your soul
That will do just fine
When you're mine
Don't ask why
Every good Shadow Puppet will do what I say
It's your power that I covered
And you will obey
You're mine
Follow blind
Your weakness is my strength
And the Demon's Fang
Will guarantee fidelity
And you will obey
Now, you belong to me
You're under my control
You'll do all that I say
I will choose your role
Just let go!
Every good Shadow Puppet will do what I say
It's your power that I covered
And you will obey
You're mine
Follow blind
Nothing can save you from my sinister dream
The shadows have awakened
You must obey me

Part 2[]

[theme song]

Hal Jordan: Ugh, I hate cut scenes! Let's go already!
Garth Bernstein: Cut scenes are essential to advancing the story, and ultimately...
Hal Jordan: All right, here we go.
[video game beeping]
Hal Jordan: You're done for, dude. The Just Before Duskgame is my jam.
[video game beeping]
Hal Jordan: Ha! Eat it, Garthexandra! Your heart meter, just like you, is going down!
[computer beeping]
Garth Bernstein: Plat it right, Hal! Kaitlyn would never do that!
[video game beeping]
Garth Bernstein: [whimper]
Hal Jordan: I'm gonna take all your hearts, and then I'm gonna take Aiden!
Barry Allen: Ooh.
Karen: [sliding] [sigh]
Hal Jordan: Ha! Check it out, it's Karen Danvers!
Jessica: Whoa, looks like someone had fun.
Karen: Yeah, I guess.
[heavy metal music playing on headphones]
Karen: Ugh.
[upbeat music playing on headphones]
[rumbling]
Karen: [whimper]
Kara: What up, losers? You so missed out last night. Ra's Al Ghul and the League of Shadows were the bomb! The bomb!
[feedback whine]
Babs: [gasp]
[static crackling]
Babs: [gasping]
Kara: Yo, Jess. Wanna play Kick the Can?
Jessica: Kick the-- Oh!
Kara: I win!
Jessica: [groan]
Kara: Hey, Zee-kazoid.
Zee: [gasp]
Kara: I got a game for you, too. 52 pick up! BOOM!
Karen: [gasping]
Kara: [laughter] Man, what's with you guys? It's lame city in here. Hey, Prince, you look like you need a breather. Excuse me. Oops. [scoff] First, no taste in music. Now, no sense of humor? I don't even know why I bother coming over here. I'm out.
[ceiling smashing]
[debris clattering]
Karen: Um, is it just me, or is Kara acting a little different than usual?
Barry Allen: That was different than usual?
Karen: [scream] My tickets! Where are my tickets?
Hal Jordan: Ha! They probably spontaneously combusted from sheer lameness. Ooh, baby, baby Ka-boom!
Jessica: [grunt]
Karen: They were just here, and now they're gone. [gasp] Do you think... Do you think Kara took them?
[all laughing]
Karen: Hmm. [gasp]
Kara: In my way! In my way! In my way! In my way...
Karen: No.
Kara: Coming through.
Karen: [gasp] How could you, Kara? Actually, why would you?
[girls groaning]
Girl: Hey, watch it!
[men groaning]
Man: No.
[buzzing]
[crowd cheering]
[laughing]
Karen: [gasp] Eep! Hmm. Something funny's going on [gasp] Ra's Al Ghul. What's he doing at an Up Past 8 concert?
Ubu: Uh... What are we doing at an Up Past 8 concert?
Ra's Al Ghul: Why, Ubu, don't you remember? Tonight, my friends, our glorious work begins! Ra's Al Ghul and the League of Shadows will take our place as the great purifiers of the world! For too long, humanity has infested this planet. Now the time has come to eradicate humanity and all its evils form the world. We shall start anew!
[all cheering]
Ra's Al Ghul: [panting]
Crowd: [chanting] Up Past 8! Up Past 8! Up Past 8!
Ra's Al Ghul: Our Shadow Puppet is ready. Tonight, my acolytes, we shall rid the planet of mankind's atrocities, and we shall start with the most obscene example of human weakness. Bad music!
Karen: [gasp]
Ra's Al Ghul: Prepare, my minions, to behold our newest, most powerful weapon. One that can be controlled with... a stone from outer space.
Karen: Stone form outer space? Computer, analyze substance.
[beeping]
[electronic voice] Cross-referencing. Molecular analysis suggests Kryptonian orin.
Karen: [gasp] Kryptonite! But I thought Kryptonite was green.
[electronic voice] The alien substance known as Kryptonite is found in multiple colors. Red Kryptonite is the most unpredictable. Computer modeling indicates a range of possible effects on Kryptonians, including excessive hair growth, moodiness, transformation into ant-headed humanoids, susceptibility to mind control, and mild acne.
Karen: Mind control? [gasp] Ra's Al Ghul's using Red Kryptonite to take down Up Past 8! [hyperventilating] What do I do?! What do I do? [gasp] [computerized beeping] It's Bumblebee. I need help. Fast.
Crowd: [cheering] [chanting] Up Past 8! Up Past 8! Up Past 8! Up Past 8! Up Past 8!
[thud]
Ra's Al Ghul: And now, the cleansing begins.


[Hal Jordan, Barry Allen and Garth Bernstein]
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Karen: Sorry, guys, this is for your own safety. But for what it's worth, I think you're all the cute one.
[Hal Jordan]
You gotta listen to me girl
What I see is gonna rock your world
That guy is not the one for you
When you look a little closer
[Garth Bernstein]
Now
[Hal Jordan]
You can see it's just a poseur
[Barry Allen]:
Ow!
[Hal Jordan]
And I'm the one that's true
[Hal Jordan, Barry Allen and Garth Bernstein]
Let me save you with my love
Zee: Is it me, or is Hal really into this?
[Hal Jordan, Barry Allen and Garth Bernstein]
And I'm never giving up on us
Let me save you with my love
Can you see through all the fluff
And let me save you with my love
Kara: [grunt]
Diana: Supergirl, we will not allow this villain to control you!
[Hal Jordan]
Girl, look into my not-red eyes
When you're gonna realize?
All he does is tell your lies
[Hal Jordan, Barry Allen and Garth Bernstein]
Let me save you with my love
I will fight, I'll be tough
And I'm never giving up on us
Let me save you with my love
Can you see through all the fluff
And let me save you with my love
[Supergirl]
You belong to me
You're under my control
You do all that I say
I will choose your role
Karen: [yelp] [scream]
Hal Jordan: Oh, hey, BB baby, enjoying the show?
Karen: Hal! Supergirl's got Ra's Al Ghul's mind-control song stuck in her head. The only way to get it out is to hit her right in the heart. You gotta make her feel something.
Hal Jordan: I got just the thing.
Karen: [gasp]
Hal Jordan: Up Past 8, up too late, break it down!
[Hal Jordan, Barry Allen and Garth Bernstein]
Let me save you with my love
That love is super strong
And his power's super wrong
We wrote this super song to shake you, wake you up
So snap out of it, girl
Let's save the world with your love!
Let Me Save You With My Love (Let Us Save You)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Let Us Save You)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
[Hal Jordan, Barry Allen and Garth Bernstein]
Let me save you with my love
I will fight, I'll be tough
And I'm never giving up on us
Let me save you with my love
Can you see through all the fluff
And let me save you with my love
[crowd cheering]
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