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LIVEWIRE: Give it up, Supergirl, can't you see the spotlight belongs to me?

KARA: Then I guess I better cut the power!

(throws giant fan)

KARA: Are you guys okay?

(Livewire charges herself up with two giant amps)

LIVEWIRE: Ooh, am I amped up!

KARA: Aargh!

LIVEWIRE: Whoa.

REPORTER: A grim scene here in Metropolis tonight.

(Livewire shows up in the background dancing)

LIVEWIRE: Woohoo! Can you believe it!

REPORTER: ...as it appears our own Superman Girl is no more.

LIVEWIRE: Best day ever! Yeah! Seriously, ladies and gents! Call me the Kryptonite Krusher 'cause I just blasted Stupidgirl into oblivion!

REPORTER: The controversial figure best known as the kid sister of beloved icon Superman...

BABS: Oh, it can't be. It just can't.

REPORTER: ...was new to the city. Her acts of heroism were often overshadowed by her emotional nature and hot temper.

ZEE: How will we go on without her?

JESSICA: It's like I can feel her spirit with us, even now.

(Kara pops her soda can open, causing the other girls to turn to here)

ALL: Supergirl!

ZEE: You're alive!

KAREN: You smell like fire!

FOREMAN: And there she was, Mrs. Superman, throwing turbine blades, crashing into stuff. Don't she know how expensive this power plant is?

KARA: Ugh. Can you believe I tried to save that jerk?

DIANA: Of course you tried to save that jerk! You are Supergirl! Now, sisters! Let us go to the plant of power and correct this grievous misconception!

GIRLS: Yeah!

KARA: No! So they think Supergirl bit the big one, right? Kicked the bucket? Six feet under? Snuffed out?

DIANA: Oh no, they think you are dead.

KARA: Well, good, good. you know, because every time Supergirl tries to help, all they see is chaos and destruction. They're better off without her and... you know what, I am too.

JESSICA: How can you say such a thing?

KARA: Don't you see? It's a clean slate! A fresh start! I get to decide what kind of hero I wanna be!

ZEE: Are you sure about this?

KARA: Never surer. Now what says "super teen"?

ZEE: Hmm... revoekam!

(Zee changes her)

KARA: Uh... no.

(Zee changes her)

KARA: (scoffs)

(Zee changes her)

KARA: Oh, I love it! No I don't.

(Zee changes her)

KARA: No.

(Zee changes her)

KARA: Nope.

(Zee changes her)

KARA: Now you're just making fun of me.

(Zee changes her)

KARA: Please, you don't even like this one.

(Zee keeps changing her while Kara keeps rejecting them)

KARA: Nope, No. No. Not happenin'. Come on, Zee, you're not even trying. Give me something new.

(She is given Power Girl's costume)

KARA: That's it! This is amazing!

ZEE: Yeah, I changed you from blue, red and yellow to blue, red and white.

KARA: And it's perfect! Thanks, Zee.

(cut to the other five on the couch)

KARA: Okay, got the new look. Now I need the new attitude. What's the number one thing you'd change about me?

BABS: Nope!

DIANA: I have no complaints whatsoever.

JESSICA: Not a whole lot.

ZEE: Not a thing. Nothing!

KARA: Dudes, I can take it. Karen, Karen. There must be something.

KAREN: Um, well, uh, perhaps sometime someone somewhere might have thought you had the teeniest... anger problem?

KARA: Thank you for your honesty, Karen. The new me appreciates it.

BABS: Oh, well, in that case... (pulls out giant list) Cool, huh? I got one for all of you! (clears throat) You're always late. You crack your knuckles. You drool when you sleep. You say things like "irregardless" and "supposebly". You mix up your "theirs", "there's", and "they'res", You're-

(Kara yanks her off the couch.)

KARA: You know, Babs, the old me would've struck oil with your head by now. But not me, no siree. The new me ain't gonna go there. T-H-E-I-R.

ZEE: What about Likable Lass? It's got excellent superhero alliteration.

KAREN: Uh, how about Power Girl?

DIANA: I still prefer Good Girl. You are good, and you are not a boy. Nothing could be more clear.

KAREN: Power Girl is pretty clear.

KARA: No, no, no, my new name's gotta have some oomph. Some kick. Some girl power. But not that.

KAREN: Like Power Girl?

BABS: Ugh, I still don't know what's wrong with Awesome Girl.

KARA: Wait! I got it!

(Montage of Kara rescuing people.)

REPORTER: That was incredible! Please, heroic stranger, tell us. Who are you?

KARA: Who am I? I'm Powergirl!

KAREN: I said that like ten times!

KARA: Ha ha, thank you. Thank you, yeah, I know I'm awesome.

SUPERMAN: Listen, cuz, you think from changing from yellow to white is gonna fool anyone? Pfft. This is just Supergirl in disguise!

(Everyone gasps)

KARA: Uh, actually, I am her, but... from an alternate universe! Yeah, yeah, it's just like Earth, but totally different. It's called, um, Earth-two! Yeah, yeah, that's it!

SUPERMAN: Earth-two, huh?

(beat)

SUPERMAN: Earth-two! Of course! Love it there! Way better than Earth-Five, am I right? What a dump!

KARA: Pfft, yeah, totally.

(the superhero girls cheer)

ZEE: Powergirl pulled it off! I just hope this new identity doesn't go to her head.

(montage of the new identity going to her head)

HELEN: So, before the break, you were saying that your powers are totally different from Supergirl's.

KARA: That's right, Helen. Supergirl famously had freeze breath. I, however, have frost air. Sort of an Earth-Two thing. Oh, and also, we say "supposeably" there.

(cheering)

HELEN: And on Earth-One, Supergirl used to be on a team. What about you, Powergirl? Will you be joining a team?

KARA: Oh, Helen. Teams are overrated. I mean, look at me. Awesome outfit, great name, best non-angry temperment ever. Powergirl's got it all. She doesn't need a team.

(Cut back to the Super Hero Girls watching on the couch, who are not pleased.)

ZEE: Anybody got any kryptonite?

KAREN: Guys, you gotta see this!

(Zee puts the book down on a table.)

KARA: "How I Did It: Destorying Supergirl; A Memoir". Yeah, so?

KAREN: So, this! "There I was partaking in some lighthearted mischief but Stupidgirl took it to a whole new level! Putting all those innocent lives in danger, Supergirl was a menace, and she needed to be taken down!"

KARA: WHAT?! Uh, I mean... whatever. Look, it doesn't matter. Supergirl's gone, and Powergirl's better anyway.

DIANA: LIES!

JESSICA: Supergirl was a hero. She didn't do what she did to be famous, she did it to help people, and she doesn't deserve to be treated this way!

KARA: The name's Powergirl. And I'm late.

(cheering)

LIVEWIRE: What up, Metropolis?

(She hits Powergirl and she goes flying, Kara gasps)

LIVEWIRE: Say hello to your new bestselling author! Sales are going great, but mama's hankering for a new set of wheels! I'm thinking something electric! So, time to write a new sequel, I'm talkin' to you, Powergirl!

KARA: (growls)

LIVEWIRE: So let's see if you're as easy to cook as that other blonde blockhead!

KARA: Oh no...

LIVEWIRE: Woo! The Kryptonian Krusher's two for two! Powergirl's just as much of a loser as Supergirl!

JESSICA: (in her head) Supergirl was a hero, she doesn't deserve to be treated this way.

LIVEWIRE: You know what? I kinda miss our dear departed Stupidgirl.

KARA: Hey, electrodweeb! The name's Supergirl!

LIVEWIRE: Supergirl?! What, how?!

(Kara appears on the other side, now dressed as Powergirl, she switches sides between dialogue dressed as Supergirl and Powergirl.)

KARA: Wouldn't you like to know, Live-whiner?

LIVEWIRE: How is this possible? I burned you both to a crisp.

KARA: Something about dying makes a girl think. Who cares about the haters? They don't know you. You know you. And on Earth-One, and on Earth-Two, I'm a hero!

(she punches out Livewire, who falls into the same hole Kara was in)

REPORTER: An extraordinary story unfolding tonight, at the grand opening of the Metropolis Power Plant, where the notorious supervillain Livewire was subdued by Supergirl and her Earth-two counterpart Powergirl, who, in a shocking development, announced she was returning home to quote, "spend more time with her friends".

KARA: And so, irregardless of my departure, I will leave you in good hands with the coolest superhero in any of the universes, the totally alive Supergirl! Also, her hair is awesome.

(cheering)

JESSICA: Good to have you back, Supergirl.

KARA: Thanks. Well, back to everyone hating me, I guess.

DIANA: Not everyone, Kara Zor-El.

(they all hug her)

ALL: Aw!

FOREMAN: I wanna say thanks to Supergirl... for leavin' us a giant mess! Come back, Powergirl! Don't leave us with this stupid-

(Kara chucks a table through the TV)

KARA: I do not have an anger problem, Karen!

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