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Speaker Dialogue
Karen "DUDE! OMG! #SoExcited!!! Can't wait for our BIG SURPRISE for the girls after school! I hope they like it." AAH! [gets hit by a ball]
Doris Hey, Beecher. Heads up.
[Giganta and Livewire laugh.]
Karen Oh...! um... Hi, Doris. Fancy meeting you here while I was taking the extra, extra long way to Chemistry class.
Doris Hey! I went to Chemistry class once. I know where that is! Tell you what. Why don't we escort you.
[Giganta and Livewire take Bumblebee anywhere.]
Karen Uh... you guys...? Um... This isn't actually this Science building.
Doris [mocking] "This isn't the Science building." You see, Beecher, that's your problem. You irritate me. You bug me. You're a puny little insect.
Leslie And you know what Doris does to bugs... She squashes them.
Doris Yeah. [grabs Bumblebee] Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
Karen OK, Doris, very funny.
Leslie You thought that was funny? Maybe you need a little time to yourself to think about how comedy works.
Doris Yeah! Get in there and think about how comedy works!
Karen Wait! I can do it myself.
[Time-skip. Batgirl and Bumblebee.]
Karen That's the fifth time this month. I don't get it! What did I ever do to her?
Babs Nothing. Psychological profiles of bullies suggest they always target the small and weak. [stops] Sorry. I meant the small and... awesome? Apple?
Karen There's nothing awesome about being small, believe me. But that's all gonna change after today.
[Time-skip. Giganta and Livewire]
Leslie You need some material, Doris. "Why are you hitting yourself?" [grunts]
Doris Whatever. It's classic. [grunting]
Leslie [laughing] A meathead falling on her keister? Now, that's classic.
Doris Shut it, Leslie. ...Uh, ever heard of knocking, dweebs?
Scientist Uh, Daddy and I are leaving for the science conference now, okay?
Doris [mocking] "The science conference..." FINE! Whatever!
Scientist Have fun with your sporting activities, sweetums. Love you.
[Nothing happened.]
Doris I gotta pump up.
[At science room.]
Doris [chuckles] Yeah. [grunts] PUMPED UP!
[Time-skip. Superhero Girls.]
Babs Ladies and other ladies! May I present to you the new, the improved, BUMBLEBEE! [humming fanfare music]
[Bumblebee is shown. Everyone claps.]
Zee Karen, it is simply divine.
Diana Battle armor befitting a true warrior.
Kara It looks awesome, kid. What's it do?
Bumblebee Well... um... We've added these thin film photovoltaic modules to make the suit solar-powered.
Babs Plus, they make her look like a bee.
Bumblebee I modified the wing mechanism so there's a more dulcet tone to the way they buzz.
Babs LIKE A BEE!
Bumblebee And we're working on quartz prisms in the goggles that will emit an electrical sting.
Babs Like a cute little bee.
Bumblebee Which leads us to my biggest upgrade yet.
Babs [humming fanfare music]
Bumblebee [sighs] Here goes.
[Bumblebee shrinks. Everyone claps.]
Zee Um... Yay?
Kara Yeah, you shrunk... differently?
Bumblebee Oh, no! I thought we finally fixed the growth tech. I'm not supposed to shrink, I'm supposed to grow!
Zee Aww, but you're so cute and small.
Bumblebee Cute and useless. How am I supposed to stand up to the bad guys when I'm just a... [flies back, and grows back into her normal size, and takes off her helmet] puny little insect?
Babs It's OK, I bet we just inverted the zeta thingy when we had to cross-wire that other thingy because we were out of those thingy thingies. Remember?
Bumblebee Yeah. Maybe.
Diana Then let us procure the correct thingies.
Babs Quick trip to the mall, and we'll have the whole thing sorted out.
Zee Well, as much as I hate to miss a trip to the mall, my father and I have a show tonight.
Jessica And I'm protesting the show for using animals.
Zee Oh, cool. We can share a cab.
Jessica Hey, don't worry Karen. I know what you'll get it.
Bumblebee All right, then. Let's go.
[Time-skip. Mall.]
Doris [walks around]
Teacher Hey, little lady. Lookin' for the yoga mats?
Doris Free weights.
Teacher Ah, free weights. For a dance aerobics class, I bet.
[Giganta growls angrily.]
Teacher You look strong for a girl. How 'bout... hmm... oh, some three-pounders.
Doris Do I look like I want... THREE-POUNDERS?!?!?!?! [starts to grow into a giant]
[Time-skip. Superhero Girls.]
Babs Ready... Step!
Diana Huzzah! I survived the mechanical staircase.
Babs [gasping] The new Gotham glory line of cowls are in!! EEEEEEEE!!!!
Kara While you guys do your nerd stuff, I'm gonna go grab some chili fries. Come get me when you're done.
Diana Lead on, young Karen. Let us do our nerd stuff.
[Everything crashes.]
Diana Great Hera. What is the cause of such mayhem?
Giganta Puny man! How DARE you insult GIGANTA!!!!!
[Man yells.]
Giganta NOW ALL SHALL FEEL MY WRAAAAAATTH!!!!!!!! [grunts]
Wonder Woman Citizens, clear the area. We shall dispose of this brute. Come, Karen, to battle!
Karen But my suit, it's not--
[Wonder Woman flies off.]
Karen Ready.
Diana [groans]
Doris [laughing]
Karen Uh... where is it?
[rock music playing]
[both yelling]
Karen Ow! Come on, Karen. Focus.
Diana Oh, no. Ha. Let us see how you stand up to the Lasso of Truth.
[both grunting]
[Doris grunts]
Diana The Lasso compels me to tell the truth. This is humiliating.
Karen Where's that 20 ohm resistor?
Kara Seriously? Hey, meatbrain!
Doris Huh?
Kara Over here.
[both grunting]
Kara [yells] That all you got?
[Kara yelling]
Doris [laughing maniacally]
Babs [gasps] A fight! Tennis, anyone? Yes.
Doris [grunts]
Babs Whoa.
Karen There. That should do it. Dang!
Babs [grunts]
Doris [knuckles cracking]
Babs Eh, deuce?
Doris Strike!
Karen [gasps] Hurry, Karen. This is all on you now. Let's do this.
Doris [laughing]
Karen Hey, you!
Doris Huh? Hmm. [feet thudding]
Karen Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
[inspirational music playing]
[music deflating]
Karen Oh, come on! No, no, no, no, no, no! I... I'm alive. And it's all because... I'm a puny little insect! Time to sweat the small stuff.
[Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov's "The Flight of the Bumblebee" playing]
Doris [giggling]
Karen Talk about a little fish in a big pond. Note to self. Upgrade stingers. Eek!
Doris [grunts]
Karen Hey, why are you hittin' yourself?
Doris [screaming]
[car alarms blaring]
Karen Did I do that?
Kara Nice work, kid!
Diana You have done Athena proud, young Karen.
Babs Growth tech, smowth tech!
Karen Ha-ha, yeah, I... [swooning]
Doris [laughs] Hey, Beecher, heads up. Huh?
Doris Hey, give me back my ball.
Karen Why don't you come and get it, meathead?
Doris [growls]
Karen Crud! [laughing]
[theme music playing]
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