Oh. Hello, Metropolis. I'm Lex Luthor. When I first started Lexcorp, I didn't set out to create an international corporate empire that would make me the youngest mega-billionaire in the world. I did it for you. Our researchers continue to make breakthroughs in everything from virtual reality to the genetically-enhanced turkey on your Thanksgiving table. [bell ding] But even though we're the most powerful corporation in the world, you can purchase our products knowing that deep down, Lexcorp is a family company. Isn't that right, Lena?
Woman singer
♪ Lexcorp cares ♪
[TV buzzing]
News anchor
As has become all too clear in recent months, despite having the likes of Superman looking out for her citizens, Metropolis is still in need of further super help. This was the scene this morning in Midtown, where a small glimmer of hope may finally have arrived. And now we're left with the question everyone is asking, "Who is this Wonder Woman?"
Aw, come on, pumpkin-pants. I know it's tough starting a new school, but I'm sure you'll fit right in.
Babs
Dad! You're making me move in the middle of high school. I loved Gotham City. And I was right on the verge of finally, finally, finally finding my te- Uh, my group.
Commissioner Gordon
Your, uh… Your group?
Babs
Yeah, you know. My pack. My crew. My tribe. My-
Commissioner Gordon
Oh. Your, uh, clique. Your clique.
Babs
My team.
Commissioner Gordon
Here it is. Metropolis High. Beautiful. Don't worry, pumpkin-pants, you'll find a new clique.
Kara: I'm just saying I don't know why I'm being punished for something I didn't do.
Eliza Danvers: And we hear you saying you "didn't do it," Kara. Let's reframe our thinking.
Kara: [groan]
Eliza Danvers: Maybe a new school is less a punishment and more an adventure.
Jeremiah Danvers: One that could help you be the best Kara you can be. And as your legal guardians, it's our responsibility to help you on your journey to impulse control.
Kara: [grunt]
Eliza Danvers: Have a great first day.
Jeremiah Danvers: Or don't. Whatever's right for you.
VR specs boy: Hey, guys, check out my new VR specs.
Beanie girl: The podcast called her the Wonder Woman.
Glasses boy: She took down some giant monster.
Mohawk girl: Geez! How many superheroes does Metropolis have?
[bell ringing]
Babs: I don't know. But I'm gonna find out.
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[Cut to a close-up of a spaghetti being scooped up by a ladle from a stock pot, and dropped onto a plate on top of a lunch tray with a milk carton next to it. Babs sits at her table with her. Pull back to view the cafeteria full of students. Babs is sitting alone.]
Babs: Okay, Metropolis High, (close-up of her) let's do this.
[Babs starts sipping from her milk carton while darting her eyes side to side to look around the cafeteria. In her perspective, she looks at the other four girls that she has seen earlier at their separate tables; Jessica braiding a girl's hair, Karen looking into a book with a spoonful of her spaghetti in her right hand, Kara leaning in her chair with her legs on the table, eyes shut and hands behind her head, and Zee on her phone, all in that order. Suddenly, Kara is heard laughing, whom Babs turns back towards. Close-up of Kara's table. Suddenly, she gets hit with spaghetti thrown in her face. Once it slips off her face, Kara wipes the remnants off it and pounds both her fists on the table with an enraged growl, looking in the direction of where the food flew from. In Kara's perspective, Babs is seen in the background, drinking her milk with her eyes turned away while Karen eats her spaghetti, whom the camera zooms in on. Now thinking that Karen had done it, Kara stands up with her burger in hand. Cut to Karen, whom Kara throws her burger at, hitting her in the back of the head and knocking her out of her chair. Karen gets up, then panics when she sees Kara throwing another burger at her, but Jessica jumps in front of her and defends her by batting it aside with a lunch tray.]
Jessica: Leave her alone, you big bully.
Zee: (off-screen) My hair.
[The camera pulls back to frame Zee, revealing that the burger that Jessica deflected to protect Karen from had hit her in the back of the head instead, apparently messing up her hair in the process. Zee stands up.]
Zee: My... hair!
[Zee picks up a small carton of milk and throws it with a grunt. Kara gasps and ducks her head out of the way and it hits Jessica's forehead, which bounces off and lands on the table Karen ducks under as the carton spills some milk. Kara chucks a bologna sandwich at Zee, and Zee throws a lump of mashed potatoes at Kara, the sandwich and the mashed potatoes hit their targets in the face. Babs jumps on top of a table where a group of cheerleaders sat, a cupcake in her right hand.]
Babs: Food fight!
[For a second, everyone blinks, then they start throwing food, to which Babs lets out a laugh. Cupcakes, pudding, burgers, french fries, etc, are flung across the air. Cut to Jessica, who is blocking and swatting food away from herself with her lunch tray. Then to Babs.]
Babs: Ha ha!
[Cut to scene after scene as students pick up whatever food item they can grab and throw it at each other. Well, except a blonde boy who was zoned out by the VR goggles and gets hit with a red liquid food substance to the head. Then, as we cut to male student taking cover from behind a turned-over table, Garth slides across the frame on his stomach on some sort of green food substance the same moment when Karen pops up from behind the table and ducks back down behind it as a pizza slice was flung her way and is blocked by the male student with his tray. Karen is seen crawling across the floor trying to get away from the fight. As this food continues, cut to the open door to the cafeteria. The principal comes walking past the cafeteria, then comes back and realizes what is happening.]
Mr. Chapin: Enough! (gets hit by tomato) I SAID ENOUGH!
[Cut to the crowd of students, who all instantly stopped the food fight with a gasp. Then they point at and reveal the 5 girls, who are in a pile, still fighting.]
Mr. Chapin: You five, (walks up to them) let's go.
Karen, Jessica, Babs, Kara, and Zee: Huh?
[Kara then splats a cupcake in Zee's face.]
----
[Cut to the interior of detention. Mr. Chapin enters through the door and, on the next line, crosses his arms as the girls enter as well, most of them girls are upset.]
Mr. Chapin: Detention on the first day of school. (clicks tongue)
[Babs is seen looking giddy. Mr. Chapin leaves the room. Cut to a full shot of the girls seated at different desks.]
Zee: I hope you all have good attorneys. [Cut to Kara.]
Kara: What are you gonna do? Sue me 'cause I have better aim than you? [Cut to Zee.]
Zee: Ooh, I knew you threw those potatoes!
[Cut to Babs with a slight push-in; she still bares a wide smile as the girls argue.]
Jessica: (o.c.) Now, let's not start fighting again.
Kara: (o.c.) You threw more nuggets than anyone!
Karen: (o.c.) Um, for the record, (cut to her) if I offended anyone, I'm truly very sorry.
[Karen squeals when Mr. Chapin opens the door, with a truant officer on the other side.]
Truant officer: We found her just walking around the streets.
Mr. Chapin: Cutting class on the first day of school. (clicks tongue; then to the individual o.c.) Get in here with the other delinquents while I find out which homeroom you're in.
[A figure in a black hooded cloak walks in through the door as Mr. Chapin closes the door behind her. Cut to a five-shot of the other girls and Lincoln with a slight pull-back, who looks at her. Babs pops up into view behind Zee for a closer look. Cut to a frontal view of the figure at floor level. She drops her hooded cloak on the floor, revealing a pair of familiar Alabama-red knee-high boots with white stripes going down from the top, along with golden knee-pads placed on them. The camera tilts up from the figure's feet to the head, as the golden parts of her attire shine, with her, with her tiara sparkling. The figure is revealed to be none other than Wonder Woman.]
[Cut to a starry-eyed Babs, who gasps awestruck at the sight of Wonder Woman. Cut to Wonder Woman; she hangs her hooded cloak on the clothes rack and walks over to the student desks. In a full shot of the room, the girls watch as Wonder Woman sits at a front row desk in the middle, two rows in front of Babs, her eyes shut. Push-in to a medium shot of Wonder Woman.]
Babs: (pops up behind her, still starry-eyed) Oh!
Karen: (pops up from the right side) That's... She's…
Zee: (also popping up from the right, above Karen) Gorgeous!
Jessica: (pops up from the left) Is that..?
[Cut to Babs.]
Babs: (gasps while still starry-eyed with sparkles around her; whispering) The Wonder Woman.
Kara: (scoffs) That's no wonder woman. It's just some dumb cosplay girl.
Diana: I am no girl. I am Diana, Princess of the Amazons. I alone survived the 21 tests of the tournament of Athena and Aphrodite. By right, I am not a girl, but a woman.
[OTS view from Diana.]
Kara: Trust me, Princess, you do not want to start with me.
[Side view of Diana; as she says the next line, Kara gets up from her desk and crosses to her.]
Diana: Is this a challenge?
Kara: (scoffs) For you, maybe.
Diana: (medium shot) Very well. (cracks her knuckles and gets into a fighting pose, her bracelets shining) I shall allow you first strike.
[Medium shot of Kara; she blinks in confusion.]
Kara: (shrugs) All right. But you asked for it.
[Kara gets into a fighting stance and she sends a punch, only for Diana to dodge it by moving out of the way.]
Diana: Again!
[Kara tries to punch her again, but Diana blocks it and counters with a kick to the gut. It sends Kara a few inches. Kara blows her hair as she dusts herself. She tries to punch her again, only for Diana to run and jump on a wall while Kara tries to punch her, but Diana keeps dodging the punches.]
Kara: Why don't you just stand still?
[Kara then finally lands a punch on Diana, sending her flying and crashing into a wall. The girls gasp at the sight. Kara goes over to the hole.]
Kara: Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry. Are you all—
[She gets interrupted when Diana comes out from the hole and tackles Kara as she starts punching her face. Then Kara throws Diana off of her and she tries to punch her, only for Diana to dodge it and jump on Karen's desk. She grabs cases and starts throwing them at Kara, who grabs a desk and blocks the projectiles as she throws the desk. Jessica, Karen, and Babs watch while the latter had hearts in her eyes, she was in pure joy at the sight. Kara and Diana begin to charge at each other, but only for a spring made of green energy to appear in between them and sling them back at the walls. The spring disappears. It turns out that it is going back into Jessica's ring.]
Jessica: Both of you, stop! Fighting is never the answer.
Karen: (o.c.) Yes!
[The camera turns to Karen: who is seen putting on her wearing homemade armor in black and yellow.]
Karen: The answer is... (squeaky voice) Running away!
[Karen presses a few keys on her device and she shrinks to the size of a bee. She notices something and flies out of the way as a desk was thrown. Karen then tries to fly out of the room as everyone else begins to fight, only to be blocked by a closed window. Cut to outside the window, two students, both of them who are girls, are talking to each other.]
Girl: Oh, my gosh. And then Aiden said...
[Back to detention. Kara and Diana continue to fight as stuff fly in the air. Suddenly, Mr. Chapin's silhouette is seen through the door window, heading towards the room. Cut to Zee, casually appying makeup on her face.]
Zee: Teacher's coming.
[Cut to full shot of the room. The girls look hears Zee and notices the principal at the door o.s.. Everyone starts panicking and quickly starts to try to clean up the room as fast as they could, knowing they'll be in a lot more trouble than they already were if this mess was discovered. Meanwhile, as the principal is about to open the door, Zee is just applying lipstick and looking at herself in her compact mirror while everyone struggles to clean up the huge mess. Soon, Zee sees everyone panicking and grabs her magic wand as she stands up.]
Zee: tup siht os ssalc egnarts niaga ["put this so class strange again" with each word spoken in reverse]
[The room is engulfed in a bright light, briefly filling the screen. As it dies down, we are at a head-on shot of the door. Mr. Chapin opens it and raises a left brow. He sees the girls sitting down smiling as parts of the room sparkle. Medium close-up of Mr. Chapin.]
Mr. Chapin: Everything all right in here?
Zee: (o.c.) Mmm-hmm. (OTS view from Mr. Chapin.) Yes, Mr. Chapin.
Mr. Chapin: All right. Good. (medium long shot of him) I, um, (grabs keys from the hook by the door) forgot my keys.
[On the last word, he narrows his eyes suspiciously as he cautiously closes the door before closing it completely and leaves the room.]
Babs: (popping up in a frontal view) A-ha! I knew it! (points at all the girls) I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew you were super. I knew it the minute I saw you (points at Kara) dent that car door because no ordinary person could possibly slam a door that hard. And then when I saw you (points to Karen) spilled all those weird metal thingies on the bus, I knew there was something weird going on with you, too. And then you (points to Zee), all of a sudden, had your backpack, and I was like, "That's weird." (points to Jessica) And then I overheard you talking to that cute boy about some Corps thing and some ring and I knew something was up. So I decided to start a food fight so that we'd all get detention together, which totally worked. And then you (points to Diana. Two-shot, side view of them), I wasn't planning on you showing up at all. So that's just like a huge bonus. Anyway, (medium long shot of her) My plan was that you'd all keep fighting once we got to detention and all get so worked up that you'd be forced to reveal that you're SUPER (jumps onto the teacher's desk) AND GUESS WHAT, SO AM I! The one and only… Batgirl.
(Cut to a five-person shot of the girls sans Babs. They all blink at this.)
Kara: Great! (rolls her eyes) Another cosplayer.
Diana: (stands up) Huzzah! (walks up to Babs and hugs her) At last, a sister-in-arms! (Babs’ eyes get starry) Never had I dreamed I would encounter the warrior spirit of an Amazon upon entering the world of Man. For you see, it is my quest, my crusade, my destiny, (pan to the right across the other girls) to bring the Amazon way of peace and prosperity to man's world, and to rid it of all evil. (back to her and Babs) The gods bestowed this honor upon me and I feared I alone should have to carry my burden. But now... (brings Babs into an embrace) Now I have a sister by my side.
Babs: (gasps) No, no, no, no. (pries herself from Diana's embrace and points at the other girls) Five sisters.
Kara: Uh, nope. I use my powers, I get in trouble. Every single time.
Jessica: (offscreen) Not me. (cut to her) I'm not fighting anyone.
Zee: (chuckles, as the scene cuts to her) Sorry. I'm an artiste. Not a police officer.
Karen: (o.s.) Um, (cut to her) the trick with secret identities, my dear, is that, in order to remain secret, (offscreen as the scene cut to Diana and Babs) one must convincingly pass as a normal human being.
Diana: (slamming her hands down on Karen's desk, startling her) Cowards! I speak of destiny. The same mantle of greatness the gods bestowed upon me, they have also bestowed upon you.
Babs: Plus, come on, you guys! How can you not be excited about heroes and villains and fighting crime and hidden lairs and secret identities and stuff?
Zatanna: (o.s.) Um, (cut to her) the trick with secret identities, my dear, is that, in order to remain secret, (offscreen as the scene cut to Diana and Babs) one must convincingly pass as a normal human being.
Babs: (shakes her head) Okay, tell you what. (side view of her and the group) You guys give being a team a teensie try, (points to Diana) she'll teach us how to be heroes and you can give her a makeover. (two-person shot of Diana and Babs) Deal?
Zatanna: (sighs as she walks over to them into frame from the left side with the camera panning right and zooming out slightly) Who am I to say no to a makeover?
Karen: (joins them into frame too, the same way as Zee) Um... Okay.
Jessica: (joins them into frame as well from the right side) Good for you, Karen. I'll try, too, but only to support and encourage Karen's brave decision.
[They then look at Kara as the camera dollies out to frame her. Then cut to a one-person full shot of her, her arms crossed and her eyes shut for a moment. Then she opens her left eye, realizing she’s the only one left to make her answer.]
Kara: Fine. (shrugs) Whatever.
Babs: (as Kara joins the girls into frame) Yes! It's settled. Super awesome super hero-ness, here we come!
[Babs then pull them all into a group hug, a big smile donned on her face.]
Part 2[]
Diana: By the white beard of Zeus, what is this place?
Babs: Normal teenager lesson number one, never say stuff like... "By the white beard of Zeus." Lesson number two, you gotta look the part. Bright colors, big logos, be bold!
Kara: Leather, lots and lots of leather.
Babs: Lesson 3, your phone is your life. Pics, emails, texts, shopping, social media, every single bit of knowledge mankind has ever known.
Jessica: [grunt] Uh, no leather. These were all made with organic cotton from Turkey.
Karen: Dress to not draw attention to yourself. But not too much, or you risk drawing attention to yourself.
Babs: Now, get in there and be normal.
Babs: I know. Accessories![Zee trips Babs] Whoa! [grunt]
Zatanna: [sigh] Have you finished tormenting this poor girl? Then, allow me. detcefrep rennam lla ni stcefrep kool ["perfected manner all in perfects look" with each word in reverse] Ta-da!
Jessica: Oh, she's good.
Babs: [gasps]
Zatanna: Ladies and ladies, may I present Diana Prince. Foreign exchange student from Greece. Geek chic.
Diana: And these garments give me the appearance of a typical mortal female adolescent?
[all together]
Jessica: Oh yeah.
Zatanna: Oh, yes.
Kara: I guess.
Diana: Good. Then it is my turn.
Babs: [squeal]
Diana: If we are to be a team, then I must know your skills and abilities. You! Name, rank, skills
Jessica: Uh... Hi, I'm Jess. I'm a cadet in something called the Green Lantern Corp. And... [exhales] Oh, boy. Well, see, I was given this power ring by these weird aliens. They are sort of like space cops and they patrol these different sectors. You know what, the whole thing is really complicated. I can make stuff with this ring.
Babs: That is so cool! Do a pogo stick. A burrito. A mucho megarrito supremo with the works!
Diana: With this ring of the gods, you may produce any weapon imaginable to beat your enemies into submission?
Jessica: Well, in theory, yes. But I don't believe in violence.
Diana: Admirable. So how shall you be known?
Jessica: Green Lantern? Kinda comes with the ring.
Diana: Good. And you, Batgirl?
Babs: I can do all sorts of cool stuff. Even though I don't have any alien rings or anything, but I'm really good at figuring things out. And I make the coolest bat gadgets, like this! Bat barometer and this glow-in-the-dark bat staff. And these bat grappling hooks that I was totally this close to using when Batman was fighting Professor Pyg on the roof of this building. But then Robin showed up, and Batman had to save him. And you know how that goes. And I never actually got to show him how they work. And I never even got to meet him, but that's a whole different story, so I...
Diana: You lack focus.
Babs: What?
Zatanna: You can call me the mysterious, the fabulous, the awe-inspring... Zatanna!
Diana: Impressive. Have you other skills?
Zatanna: I can turn a red heart black. Ever seen a jumping jack? Go ahead, check behind your ear.
Diana: [gasps] What sorcery is this? I have seen enough. Though you possess great quantities of style, you must learn to channel your magic into a cause. Our cause. And I am afraid this uniform will not suffice. Think of another.
Zatanna: [gasp]
Babs: Try a cape.
Diana: What can you do?
Karen: [grunt] I can, um... [scream] I'm still sort of working out the kinks. [gulp]
[buzzing]
Karen: Oh, the wings aren't supposed to buzz like that. I'm working on rocket launchers, but they malfunction. The whole thing is all messed up. I wanted to be big and strong, so people would notice me, but... my growth tech backfired, and now I'm even smaller and more invisible than before. I should just go home.
Diana: You possess far more strength than you know. You simply lack confidence, little Bumblebee.
Karen: I actually prefer the indestructible, gamma phase, 1000 k—
Diana: Bumblebee.
[wings buzzing]
Babs: Trust me, it's way better.
Diana: And you, we've seen your incredible strength. Is there anything more you have to offer?
Kara: [scoff] Not to you. I'm no hero, "Princess." That racket's for chumps.
Diana: You could be the greatest hero the world of Man has ever known. You simply lack proper motivation!
Babs: [screaming]
[all gasping]
Babs: [screaming]
[thuds]
Jessica: [gasp] Have you lost your mind?
Babs: [screaming]
Kara: Okay, fine. I am a super hero, all right. [scoff] So what?
Babs: [gasp] Again! Again, again, again!
[all cheering]
Jessica: Oh, thank goodness.
Zatanna: Ugh, I conjured a new outfit to hang out in a junkyard?
Babs: Shh. She knows what she's doing.
Diana: Soldiers! Our mission is to save the world of Man.
Babs: That's right.
Diana: In order to do this...
Babs: Preach, sister!
Diana:...we must learn to save...
Babs: Whoo-hoo.
Diana: ...man himself.
Karen: Um, I think those are ladies.
Diana: [grunt]
[clattering]
[gasping]
Diana: And now, it is your turn. [grunt]
♪ The Soul of a warrior
Speed of a tiger ♪
♪ Tough as stone ♪
♪ Find a wolf pack
worthy of you ♪
♪ And you'll never
fight alone ♪
Babs: Normal teenager lesson number four. Pop culture.
Zatanna: [groan] Culture? Is she kidding?
Babs: [gasp] O-M... No way! It's the super-rare Batman giant super-special with limited edition pull-out Batman poster. I would kill for this!
Diana: Have you learned nothing? We must protect the innocent, not engage in needless slaughter over material goods.
Jessica: Diana, it's just an expression. A figure of speech. For instance, if you are hungry, you might say, "I'd kill for a burrito." Go on, you try.
Diana: [inhale] [exhale] I WILL KILL YOU FOR A BURRITO!
Burrito vendor: [screaming]
Diana: Accept my payment or DIE!
[all gasp]
♪ Be the change in the world
that you would want to see ♪
♪ I'll do what it takes
to make my mark on history ♪
♪ I got vision
I got my crew ♪
♪ And there's nothing
we can't do ♪
♪ I'm ready to rise ♪
♪ Eyes on the prize ♪
♪ I'm ready to rise ♪
♪ Eyes on the prize ♪
Dog: [growl] [barking]
♪ The role of a warrior
Speed of a tiger ♪
♪ Tough as stone ♪
♪ Find a wolf pack
worthy of you ♪
♪ And you'll never
fight alone ♪
♪ I've got my girls
And they got me ♪
♪ There's no way
you can defeat us ♪
♪ I'm ready to rise ♪
♪ Eyes on the prize ♪
Babs: Normal teenager lesson number 26. Uh, what are we doing again?
Zatanna: Pampering ourselves. Isn't it relaxing? An important part of being a teenage girl is taking care of yourself.
Diana: And, in the world of Man, the toe-nail is the point of focus?
Zatanna: Precisely. Isn't this fun?
Spa employee: Such enormous calluses.
Diana: Ugh!
Spa employee: Time for the big gun.
[whirring]
Diana: WEAPON!
[all screaming]
♪ Be the change in the world
that you would want to see ♪
♪ I'll do what it takes
to make my mark on history ♪
♪ I got vision
I got my crew ♪
♪ And there's nothing
we can't do ♪
♪ I'm ready to rise ♪
♪ Eyes on the prize ♪
Babs: Uh, those weren't bad guys?
♪ I'm ready to rise ♪
[roar]
♪ Eyes on the prize ♪
♪ I'm ready to rise ♪
[gasp]
♪ Eyes on the prize ♪
Babs: Normal teenager lesson number 86... Romance.
Aiden: I never wanted to love her, Alexandra. But she's the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me, ever. So, why hasn't Caitlyn texted me?
Kara: [snoring]
Alexandra: She just needs time, Aiden. It's only been two days. If she texts after three days,that's irrevocable love.
Diana: What is happening?
Karen: Aiden just realized he can't live without Caitlyn. But Alexandra is telling him that Caitlyn won't text until tomorrow, because that's exactly what Michael didn't do to her when they broke up. And, isn't it all just so sad and beautiful?
Diana: Teenage males are very confusing.
Jessica, Babs, Karen, Zatanna: Tell me about it!
Aiden: Caitlyn! You will be mine, Caitlyn. Forever.
Diana: Beware, Caitlyn! Aiden attacks! [yelling]
Karen: No, Diana! He's just going to... Kiss her.
Kara: She is just not getting it, you guys.
Babs: No! I am not giving up on this team. There's got to be some place to loosen up an uptight warrior princess.
Karen: Oh, I know.
[rock music]
[ominous music]
[theme music]
Part 3[]
[Opening shot: frontal view of our heroes who are now leaving after enjoying a night at the pier, conversing with one another.]
Zee: Ladies, after a night like tonight, there's only one thing that can cement this friendship. Frosting!
[Cut to the exterior of a cafe with a smooth zoom in on it. Cut to the girls in front of the cafe.]
Kara, Zee, Karen andJessica: (jump in the air with joy) Sweet Justice!
Kara: You do not wanna miss this.
[Kara grabs and pulls them over to the cafe, causing Diana's stuffed bear prize to spin in the air.]
[Cut to the interior. We see people are inside enjoying themselves in the cafe, then pan across to the left and we see three teenagers with V.R. goggles. Cut to the counter full of desserts behind a glass. Babs zooms over to look at them, pressing her face on the glass.]
Babs: How did I not know about this?
[Then she sees a young blonde boy come into view. His name is Barry Allen. The rest of the girls join Babs at the counter.]
Barry Allen: Hey, guys. So, what's the haps, what's poppin', what's the latest? Can I get you something sweet? Sure hope so, 'cause that's what we have. It's sort of our specialty.
[Four-person view of Jessica, Kara, Karen and Zee.]
Jessica, Kara, Karen andZee: Hi, Barry.
Barry: So, what'll it be? (to Jessica) The usual? (then to Kara) The usual? (then Karen) The usual? (Then Zee) The usual? The usua—
Zee: (pushes them out of frame) Babs will have the candy cake triple ripple tower with the rainbow sprinkles and Diana will have the death by chocolate. (Diana pulls out a spiked mace into view.) Figure of speech, Diana. (pushes the mace away with her finger.)
Barry: Here you go.
[The girls leave the counter with their desserts until Diana is left, whom Barry notices.]
Barry: Oh, hey, nice to meet you, Diana.
Diana: It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I shall await your text message in three days' time. (walks away from view) [That just leaves Barry scratching his head in confusion.]
----
[Cut to the girls sitting down at a table. Close-up of Diana's death by chocolate dessert, which she pokes twice with her spoon. Group shot of the girls eating their desserts while Diana has yet to try hers, which Jessica takes notice.]
Jessica: Well, what are you waiting for?
[After a couple of glances of her desert and the others’, Diana finally decided to try a small taste. The tip of her tongue touches the ice cream with a brief sparkle. She gasps and her eyes shrink. Her pupils dilate with the background shifting to desserts as she is amazed by the flavor. Behind her, a unicorn with ice cream for a mane and tail and a cone for a horn flies by and winks as Diana's spoon slips and falls from her right hand. Then she shoves her face down into the ice cream bowl and munches away at its contents as the group watches.]
Diana: (gasps) Never have I tasted such wonderment. (stands up) More! I must have more of this magical concoction!
[Diana’s eyes set on Karen's milkshake just next to her.]
Diana: (to Karen, slamming her hands on the table) Do you intend to eat that?!
[Close-up on Karen.]
Karen: (timidly) Uh...
[Diana grabs the milkshake and gulps down its contents. Jessica slides her slice of a green pie over to Diana with her index finger. Diana eyes it and gobbles it down offscreen the moment the scene cuts to Babs and Kara watching it. Diana grabs their desserts and eats them up, and Babs and Kara glance at each other. Cut to a two-shot of Karen and Diana, the latter of whom has her face stuffed into the ice cream bowl, scarfing down the contents from it. She lifts her head up for a second, her eyes sparkling and bits of ice cream on the lower part of her face. Then her face falls into the bowl. Pull back to frame the rest of the group, who silently stare at the unmoving Diana with worry.]
Karen: Diana...
[Karen lightly pokes her left index finger on her head and gets surprised the moment Diana jumps up to her feet, shouting:]
Diana: SISTERS! (picks up the ice cream bowl) This food is more delectable than ambrosia, (picks up an empty glass) this place more perfect than Elysium. I declare that we must celebrate our every future victory here and thus! (slams the bowl and glass down on the table.)
Babs: (stands up excitedly, her hands raised) Sweet Justice for the win!
Diana: (her hands also raised) I do not know what that means!
[However, there is a bunch of commotion going on outside, which didn't go unnoticed by our heroes.]
Sweet Justice owner man: Hey, what are you doing? We turned down the offer. Get out of here, please.
Sweet Justice owner woman: We said we wouldn't sell. Barry, go get our lawyer.
Jessica: Lawyer? Why do they need a lawyer?
[woman screams]
Demo-bot foreman: Attention, citizens. This business or dwelling has been categorized for immediate destruction.
Sweet Justice owner man: No!
Man: Huh?
Boy: What?
Demo-bot foreman: By order of the city of Metropolis, you must vacate before structure removal begins. You have 30 seconds to comply.
[crowd screaming]
Kara: What should we do?
Zee: What can we do? They're city robots.
Demo-bot foreman: You have 15 seconds to comply.
Sweet Justice owner woman: Please, girls, let's go. Nothing we say is gonna stop 'em.
Jessica: But the city can't tear this place down without your permission. This doesn't make sense.
Demo-bot foreman: You have ten seconds to comply. Ten...
Diana: Is this a law we must obey? Or should we fight?
Karen: Let's get out of here. We're not ready for a fight.
Demo-bot foreman: Two, one... This completes your warning. Demolition will now begin.
[And so, the demo-bots transform into bigger and more deathly forms, beginning to tear Sweet Justice apart and nearly hit a boy, who was zoned out and wearing the LexCorp goggles, almost like he forgot where he was.]
Boy: Johnny, look out!
[Diana gasps upon seeing that and quickly charges toward the boy and helps him before there was a large crash with a thick cloud of dust. Soon, Diana is transformed into her Wonder Woman outfit. The others gasp, surprised and alarmed by what just happened.]
Wonder Woman: It matters not if these villains are protected by man's law. Our mission is to protect the innocent. And that is what we must do. Come, sisters. This is our time.
Sweet Justice owner woman: [scream]
Diana: [gasp]
Kara: [cheer]
Sweet Justice owners: [screaming]
Kara: You're right. This is our time.
Babs: [grunt]
Jessica and Zatanna: Yeah!
Diana: Huzzah! Let us earn more chocolate.
Babs: Hee-ya!
Kara: [grunt]
Karen: [grunt]
Zatanna: og tog mrof ecnehw uoy emac ("go got from whence you came" with each word in reverse. She takes bows as hands of purple aura appear and applause) Thank you, thank you. Nobody gets past the great Zatanna!
Diana: Great Hera! Why do they not run? Quickly, Supergirl, you must—
Kara: I got it!
Diana: No, wait!
Kara: I said I got it! Oops.
Jessica: Whoa! [grunt] [groan] Bumblebee, try short circuiting them!
Karen: [yelp] [gasp] It's too scary! I don't want to! I can't!
Babs: [grunts] [yells] [squeal]
Diana: Focus Batg— Oh, Hades! I shall do it myself! [grunts]]
Zatanna: Take this, heinous beasts!
[Zatanna fires a magic blast at a Demo-bot Wonder Woman was fighting. The blast went through the hole, and accidentally hit Wonder Woman.]
Zatanna: (realizing her mistake) I didn't mean you.
[Before Supergirl could react, Wonder Woman flew into her and they both hit the wall, leaving a big hole cracked on it. They both look up with the camera tilting to follow their gaze. They see the ceiling starting to crack and a few chunks fall. Green Lantern grunts as she lifts away the debris that was gonna fall on her in a construct net from her power ring.]
Green Lantern: (as the camera shakes with more debris starts to fall) Everyone out! It's coming down!
[Green Lantern uses her ring to move the zone-out people in LexCorp goggles, as she and the girls run/fly out of the collapsing Sweet Justice.]
[Later, outside, Sweet Justice collapses to the ground. The girls stand staring in utter shock at the destroyed cafe, trying to process what just happened. The Demo-bot foreman rolls away in the background behind the girls, saying the next line.]
Demo-bot foreman: Thank you for your cooperation. You will receive a bill for any damage to city property. Have a nice day.
Wonder Woman: Insubordination! Why did you not await my orders?! You are reckless!
Supergirl: Well, excuse me, Princess, in case you didn't notice I was the only one in there actually fighting!
Bumblebee: Nh-h, I was fighting.
Zatanna: You were cringing.
Supergirl: If you wanna yell at someone, yell at her! One flick of that ring, and she could've taken all of them out!
Green Lantern: Oh, like Zatanna took out you and Wonder Woman?! Or was her showboating a better strategy?!
Zatanna: At least my magic blast did more than some silly magic rope!
[Overlapping arguments goes on as the camera pulls back to bring Batgirl into view, having gone over to the rubble and searches around for clues. She crouches down and looks at it. Cut to the object with a slight push-in. It looks like some kind of circular purple insignia with a green L on it and a dark purple x next to it. Batgirl picks it up, looks closer at it and turns it rightside-up. She gasps as the camera zooms into her right eye, going into a flashback. Batgirl recalls seeing the symbol on the Demo-bots, on the VR Goggles when she bumped into a student at Metropolis High, and the bigger version of the symbol above Lex and Lena on her tablet when she and her father were driving to school. The camera does an extreme zoom in on the word LexCorp below the symbol. The flashback ends as the camera zooms back into an extreme close-up of Batgirl, who gasps louder upon coming to a conclusion of who's responsible for the demo-bots.]
Batgirl: Ah-ha! (goes over to her friends, the insignia in hand) A city would never demolish a private business! And demo-bots would never endanger the public! They were rigged! (she holds up and shows them the insignia) By Lex Luthor.
Green Lantern: Lex Luthor?
Batgirl: (smiles) Uh-huh.
Zatanna: The wealthiest and most powerful man in all of Metropolis?
Batgirl: Uh-huh.
Supergirl: Oh, jeez. Focus, Batgirl! What could Lex Luthor possibly have against cupcakes?!
[Cut to behind the group.]
Batgirl: Uh… (confused) Huh? (close-up of her, her bat ears droop) Uh, I don't know.
[Pan left across the other five Superhero Girls and stop on Karen, who seems to have knelt down.]
Karen: Face it. (tilt down to reveal her putting away her Bumblebee hero outfit in her duffle bag and taking off her helmet) We were never meant to be heroes. Especially me.
Batgirl: (as Karen passes her) Bumblebee, wait.
Zatanna: Well, (OTS view from Babs to her, arms akimbo.) I for one concur with Karen. (she uses her magic to change back to her normal outfit) I never wanted to do this in the first place.
[She leaves too with Babs watching and saying the next line while the camera panning left to follow Zee and stop to bring Green Lantern into view.]
Batgirl: No! You guys! Come on.
Green Lantern: (medium shot; As she takes off her power ring, turning back to herself) I knew this stupid ring would lead to violence and destruction.
[On the last three words, she hangs her head as she leaves from frame. Cut to Babs, who turns to Kara, who is now in her normal clothes and starts walking away past Babs into and out of frame.]
Supergirl: Like I said, trying to be a hero is for chumps.
[Extreme long shot of the girls, sans Babs, walking away, going their separate ways with Diana out of frame while Babs stands where she is. Suddenly she hears what sounds like a ship washing up on shore. A fog suddenly appears around the area. Camera pulls back to frame Diana feet away from Batgirl, slightly gaping while looking at something from a distance, looking as if she was caught in the act of something dubious.]
Batgirl: Wonder Woman?
Wonder Woman: Barbara Gordon, (cut to behind her; she turns to face her friends o.c., turning to the camera, though with her head hanging) meet… my mother.
[Pull back. Out from the fog comes a woman taller than Diana and the gang. We have just met the Queen of the Amazons, Hippolyta. The fog blows away to reveal Amazon soldiers behind them. Cut to Batgirl, who gasps.]
Batgirl: (backing up a couple of steps in fright) Dude, your mom looks like a final boss.
Queen Hippolyta: (to Diana) Disguising yourself as a warrior, entering the tournament of Athena and Aphrodite against the wishes of your Queen, leaving Themyscira without my permission!
Batgirl: (to Diana) Wait, you snuck out? But I thought it was your destiny to save the world of Man.
Queen Hippolyta: This insolent child has no such destiny! She has brought shame upon her people! Come, Diana! (She grabs her daughter by the ear and drags her over to a boat in the distance) It is time to return home- (Diana: Ow, ow, ow!) —and accept your punishment. You are in for the grounding of your immortal life, young lady.
Batgirl: (weepily) Diana?
[She hangs her head with her eyes shut in dejection and pulls out her phone.]
Batgirl: Dad, can you come pick me up?
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Commissioner Gordon: So, have fun with your new friends?
[A sad song plays in the background as Babs responds.]
Babs: (coldly) Yeah, I did.
[The panning stops at a bunk bed with what looks like it only has one mattress at the top and none at the bottom. Something is also being covered by a bedsheet on the top. Cut to a head-on overhead shot of top bunk.]
♪ All alone ♪
♪ Now we've been torn apart ♪
♪ Our story ends ♪
♪ Before it even starts ♪
♪ Though our love
Was a no-go ♪
[Babs uncovers her head from the sheet, singing along. She's in her pajamas and her hair in twintails.]
♪ I don't wanna go so low ♪
♪ Baby, you and me ♪
♪ We were the greatest team ♪
[Suddenly, Babs' tablet lights up and rings. She picks it up. In an OTS shot from Babs, the tablet shows that she is getting an incoming call from Harleen Quinzel. She taps the green phone icon, accepting the call. The screen shows a close-up of a sky-blue eye as Harleen shows her face to say the next line. We see that she has tall, thin, fair-skinned teenager rosy cheeks and sports red lipstick, and pure-diamond blonde hair with blue highlights on the right and red highlights on the left, tied into pigtails with bangs. She also wears a split-colored bomber jacket that is red on the right and blue on the left, ripped shorts that are the same color pattern as her hair, and calf-high laced boots with the same pattern as her jacket (the latter two of which aren't shown on Babs' tablet screen).]
Harleen: So? Status update, please. How's the new digs? Come back to Gotham! I miss you!
Babs: Oh, I miss you, too. Metropolis is... lonely.
Harleen: Oh. That bad, huh? Oh, Babbly-boo, I hate being apart. If I had to do it all over, I'da done more ta keep you hea. Best friends, they're worth fighting for, ya know?
[Sirens wail with red lights in the background.]
Harleen: Listen, kid. I gotta run. Gotham stuff.
Babs: (chuckles and sighs) Gotham stuff.
Harleen: (kisses the screen) Love ya, Babsa-dabsa-doo!
[The call ends. As Babs lowers her tablet, tears form in her depressed eyes. She puts down her tablet and the camera pulls back as she climbs down from her top bunk and slumps. She walks over to her dresser and looks into the mirror. She finds her picture film of the girls and sadly looks into it. Then Babs' distraught expression turns into a determined one. She straightens up and looks to her right, with the camera cuts to her Batgirl suit with a slight zoom-in. She puts it on, leaps out her open window and drives on her moped on the road through the suburbs towards the city. She drives past cars on the road.]
Singer: ♪ The soul of a warrior ♪
♪ The speed of a tiger ♪
♪ And tough as stone ♪
[Cut to a wide shot of five buildings. Babs stops at Kara's house. In a shot of Kara's door, she rings the doorbell offscreen. Kara answers the door and bares an annoyed expression when she sees it’s Babs.]
Babs: I know you're—
[Kara shuts the door in her face, cutting her off. Then Babs tries Zee, who answers the door and also looks annoyed when she sees Babs.]
Babs: —mad at me, but—
[Zee also shuts the door. Then Babs tries Jessica, who is just as annoyed when she sees her.]
Babs: —you gotta hear—
[Jessica shuts the door, too. Now Babs tries Karen, who answers the door, with the camera tilting down to view her and with Babs continuing her interrupted line. Karen doesn't look too annoyed upon seeing Babs.]
Babs: (offscreen) —me out! (Cut to her) We have to—
Karen: (closing the door ajar; o.c.) Sorry, Babs. (Babs moves into the door’s opening space to look at Karen; Cut to the latter behind her door) Sorry.
[Karen shuts the door softly. Then she opens it again.]
Karen: I really am sorry.
[She was gonna close the door, but Babs shuts it for her as we go to a side view of Babs. She then plants her face on Karen's door, unable to believe that she wasn't able to get the girls to hear her out.]
Babs: (whispering) Gotta save Diana.
[Suddenly, she lets out a smiling gasp, getting an idea. She leaps onto her moped and pushes a button. The light opens up to reveal a technological console that consists of four screens and keyboards. The main screen turns on with a bat symbol. Babs cracks her knuckles and starts typing on the keyboard. The scenes whip pans over from one mobile phone to the next, each of them belonging to the girls and ringing.]
----
[Cut to a 4-way split screen, with Kara on the top left screen, Zee on the bottom left, Jessica on the top right and Karen on the bottom right. They all groan in annoyance, knowing who it is as they pick up to answer their phones.]
Kara, Zee, Jessica, and Karen: I'm not talking to you, Babs!
Babs: (her panel appearing in the center of the split-screen) Guys, don't hang up!
Kara: Give us one reason why not.
Babs: 'Cause I need you to fight!
[They hold up their index fingers, about to hang up.]
Babs: Plus, the alarm will sound again.
[They groan, knowing there's no way to back down from this.]
Babs: Look, I know not all of us wanted to be heroes, (types on her tablet) but one of us did. (shows the picture from the carnival, which pops up from Babs’ panel and enlarges to fill the screen, referring to Diana) Her.
[As Babs speaks, the scene cuts to Kara, who looks sympathetic as she listens, along with the others; push-in slowly as she takes a glance at her Supergirl suit on the full-body mirror.]
Babs: We don't have to choose to be heroes. But Diana's super scary warrior mom is dragging her (cut to a medium shot of Jessica, as she holds up and looks at her Green Lantern power ring) back to her crazy magical island forever and now the one of us who knew for sure she wanted (cut to Zee with a slight zoom-in; she pets her bunny on the head) to be, she's the one who doesn't have a choice. She wanted to save everybody in the whole entire world, (cut to Karen. Pan right and pull back slightly as she looks at her Bumblebee helmet) and now she needs saving. (Stop on Babs with a slight push-in) You don't have to be heroes if you don't want. You don't have to fight. Except this one time. Because she's our friend. And best friends, they're worth fighting for, you know?
[She doesn't get a response as the call goes silent.]
Babs: Hello? Hello?
Kara: (through phone) Yeah, you cut out for a second there. Can you repeat all that?
[Babs groans as she plants her head on the tablet.]
[End of Part 3]
Part 4[]
[beating drums]
Babs: [inhales] Psst. Psst. Psst. Psst. Pssssst.
Diana: Why are you here, Barbara Gordon?
Babs: We're here to seek you out. See?
Zatanna, Jessica, Karen, and Kara: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Babs: Ooh, that wasn't supposed to happen. Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Queen Hippolyta: How dare you board my vessel without permission?! Throw them to the ocean beast Cetus!
Babs: [yowl]
Zatanna, Jessica, Karen, and Kara: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Kara: Oh, wait. [grunt]
Babs: Wow! [grunt]
Jessica: Diana, we won't let you go without a fight!
Zatanna: We're sorry we gave up, Diana!
Babs: [yelp]
Karen: You gotta come back and be our leader again!
Babs: It's true. Look how bad we are at this! [screaming]
Kara: You once said I could be the greatest hero the world of Man ever knew. [muffled] But it wasn't me, it's you!
[screams, grunts]
Diana: Amazons, your Princess commands you to stop!
Queen Hippolyta: And your Queen commands you to continue!
[grunting and groaning]
Diana: Stop!
Queen Hippolyta: Continue!
Diana: Stop!
Queen Hippolyta: Continue!
Diana: STOP!
Queen Hippolyta: CONTINUE!
Diana: STOP!
Amazon: ...well? Which one is it?
Queen Hippolyta: You are only 317 years old, Diana. A girl, who is too young and too naive to make her own decisions!
Diana: No! It was I, Mother, I who survived the 21 tests of the tournament of Athena and Aphrodite. While I may be young, I have proven I am my own woman and I decide who I want to be. It is Amazon law.
Amazons: It is law!
Queen Hippolyta: [sigh]
Diana: Eeeeee!
Jessica, Karen, Kara, Zatanna, Babs: [weakly] Yay.
Babs: Congrats, Diana. Disobeying your mom is normal teenager lesson number 218. You're officially a teenager, and we're officially a team again!
[all cheer]
Babs: And there's only one place to celebrate!
Karen: Uh, guys?
Babs: [o.c.] Oh, no.
[cuts to Batgirl and Wonder Woman]
Babs: First they tore down Sweet Justice, now they're gonna demolish the pier!
Demo-bot foreman: You must vacate this business or dwelling immediately. You are interfering with lawful demolition protocols. You have ten seconds to comply.
Kara: Oh, yeah?! Well, you got ten seconds to say your prayers!
[thudding]
Kara: Huh?
Karen: Ah, what is that?
War suit: Come to have some fun, girls?
Babs: Ah-ha! I knew it! I knew it was Lex! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! [clears throat] I knew it was Lex.
Lena: Lex? I am not Lex! I'm—[grunt] Hold on. I'm Lena! Lena Luthor. And all this? This is my plan, not my dopey brother's! He can never come up with something this good. Ugh... Oh, do I have to spell it out?!
Kara: Yeah, you kinda do!
Lena: Pfft, figures! You teenagers think you're so smart, with your staying up late, and your driving cars, and your commercials! But you're so dumb...
Lex and Lena: [blowing raspberry]
Lena: ...you can't even pick up on the most obvious of evil plots. Even when it's literally in front of your face! So first, I reprogrammed Lex's worthless VR glasses. Then, I hacked the Demolition Robots the city contacted my doofus brother to make. And finally, I used them to destroy every "fun" and/or "cool" place to "hang" in Metropolis, so you lame-o teenagers will have nowhere else to go for your mindless entertainment, trapped forever in my VR world, tailor-made, just for you.
Puppy: [sneezing]
Lena: Every last lame-brained one of you.
Teenagers: Aww.
Lena: With all you teenagers out of the way, children will rule Metropolis! [laughs maniacally] [laughs mockingly]
Kara: That's the dumbest plan I've ever heard.
Lena: YOU'RE the dumbest plan I've ever heard! And once this pier is destroyed, you're next!
Babs: Your plan will never work, Lena! We teenagers are stronger than you think!
Puppy: [sneeze]
Karen: Aww!
Babs: Bumblebee!
Karen: Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Babs: Anyway, the point is, you can destroy our favorite places, but you'll never destroy our friendships!
Kara, Jessica, Diana, Zatanna, and Karen: Yeah!
Lena: Pfft, whatevs.
[ding]
Lena: Roll out, boys!
Diana: Come, sisters. It was on this sacred ground that we became friends. Now, this pier is where we shall become heroes! [battle cry]
Lena: Yah!
Karen: Zatanna, look!
Jessica: [grunt] This isn't working!
Babs: There's too many of them! What do we do?
Lena: [laughing maniacally] I win, I win, I win, I win!
Zatanna: We are totally losing, you guys! And every teenager in Metropolis is gonna pay the price!
Diana: It is impossible for six warriors to defeat an army... unless... we take out the general.
Jessica: Lena! If we can stop her, the rest should follow.
Zatanna: But how?
Babs: Even giant mega warsuits need power. If we can jolt the mainframe, we can short it out.
Zatanna: I repeat, but how?
Kara: I got one just like this and it shorts out my house all the time. Just turn it up to ten and shred!
Babs: But how do we get it to the motherboard inside the warsuit?
Karen: I'll do it.
Diana: Bumblebee, are you sure?
Karen: It's too scary and I don't wanna do it. But I will!
Babs: Great! Connect this cable to the CPU in Lena's suit, and I'll rig the amp to go past ten.
Kara: No way! Can you do that for mine?
Babs: Then I can plug the other end to the amp and...
Kara: Zzzzt! Bratty McBratterson's going down!
Diana: Green Lantern, get Batgirl as close to Lena as you can. Supergirl, Zatanna, you're with me. Now, let us do this.
Zatanna: egarim! ["mirage" in reverse]
Lena: [grunt]
Zatanna: egarim. egarim. ejarim.
Lena: [grunt] Stay still!
Zatanna: egarim. egarim.
Lena: Ahh!
Diana: Ha!
Kara: [grunting]
Lena: Ahh!
Karen: [gasp] I'm in. Is the amp ready?
Babs: Oh yeah. Almost there.
Jessica: [grunting]
Babs: [grunt]
Karen: [squeal] [grunt]
Lena: [screaming] Get off! Say goodbye to your pier, suckers!
Zatanna: It's now or never!
Babs: [scream] Hey, Supergirl, ready to rock?!
Kara: All right little girl, time for a lullaby!
[electric guitar plays]
Lena: [screaming]
Karen: [gasp] [grunting] [yelling]
Lena: What? How? No! You cheated! YOU CHEATED! You cheated, you cheated! Uh-oh.
Teenagers: [indistinct chatter]
Teenage boy: Wanna see a movie at my house?
Teenage girl: Yeah.
Other teenage girl: All right, sure.
Babs: Um, Bumblebee got out, right?
[all gasp]
Babs: Bumblebee!
Karen: [squealing] Did we do it?
Zatanna: Nice highlights, what's your secret?
Diana: Courage.
Babs: Yaaaah!
[siren blares]
Lena: Oh, no fair! No FAIR!
Lex: There she is Mom! See? Told you she stole my stuff.
Lillian: Lutessa Lena Luthor, you get in this car right now!
Lena: You can't make me! NOOOO! No! No! No! [cries]
Lillian: Oh, I'm sorry about your warsuit, Lex.
Lex: [scoff] Don't worry, Mom. I'm just happy the little tyke is alright.
Lena and Lex: [blowing raspberry]
Lillian: Oh, you think next time you can get those cupcakes you promised?
Lex: Hah! Already on it, Mom. I'm not saying goodbye to the best snickerdoodles in Metropolis.
Lena: You'll pay for this, super teen jerks! YOU'LL PAY!
[crowd clamoring in admiration]
Man: Brand new superhero team right here in Metropolis!
Girl Scout: And they're girls!
Girl Scouts: [chanting] Super Hero Girls!
Crowd: [chanting] Super Hero Girls! Super Hero Girls! Super Hero Girls!
Zatanna: [sigh] This is the life. Good friends and good chocolate.
Jessica: It's nice to have everything back to normal.
Babs: Blah, normal's overrated. [slurp] Mmm, remember when we first came here, and Diana said she wanted to be at this place all the time?
Kara: Yeah...?
Girls: Ow! Whoa!
Babs: Ta-da! It's our own home base! I took a few late night trips to the construction site while they were rebuilding.
Diana: Truly, this is a place of wonder.
Kara: [muffled] Not bad, Babs. Nice job.
Jessica: We can protect the whole city from here. No bad guy stands a chance!
